Virtual Book Tour: The Big Comb Over by J P Rieger

 Good morning everyone! Please welcome author J P Rieger to Full Moon Dreaming today! He is here to tell us about his new release, The Big Comb Over. JP will be awarding a $25 Amazon/BN GC to one randomly drawn commenter via Rafflecopter during the tour. The more you comment, the better your chances of winning. To find the other stops on his tour, go here. Don't forget to look for the Rafflecopter at the end of this post!

 

THE BIG COMB OVER

J.P. Rieger

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GENRE:  Family satire; Farce; Magical realism

 

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BLURB:

 

Three nephews and three eccentric uncles.

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It’s 2050 and Robbie Elders has all but forgotten about his oddball, religious fanatic uncle, tim tim. He’s taken up the latest fad, genealogical research based solely on DNA. But Robbie’s “inconclusive” DNA results are unsettling. He crashes back to his childhood, back to his world of comic books and tim tim.

 

“I opt for posh and London” declares Lady Florence Stour. It’s 2019 and time for a Royal Wedding. Robbie’s uncle, Stef, is engaged to Lady Florence, a distant member of the British royal family. Stef’s Baltimore clan have been invited, but Robbie’s mom and dad can’t attend. They’ve entrusted Robbie and big brother, Doyle, to their mom’s two eccentric brothers, uncles Roy and Roland. Roy, a weathered waterman with a severe Baltimore accent, lives for Maryland blue crabs. Roland, a mildly hypochondriacal actor, lives to survive the Karens he unavoidably encounters. And then there’s Desales, Roy’s smart aleck, teenage son. He lives to prank. They’ve descended upon London. What could possibly go wrong?

 

Meanwhile, tim tim has been coaching Robbie on “the mission.” A silly religious fantasy according to Robbie’s atheist parents and the therapists. Or perhaps not? Things are not always as they appear in The Big Comb Over.

 

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EXCERPT:

 

 

 

He was thinking that the man’s accent could be Irish. But more Cockney, almost. Odd. He saw the man thrust his hand forward.

 

“Name’s Roy.” He shook Roy’s hand, earnestly.

 

“Name’s Dixon. Pleasure to meet you.” He glanced over at Roy’s suit. “Nice couture! A refreshing play on seersucker! ‘Maison Dixon’ is mine. Curious to hear about yours!”

 

Roy felt a bit confused. He had already introduced himself. He figured maybe those white things were hearing aids. And he had a crazy name. “Ya said yours is Mason Dixon?”

 

“Yes!”

 

“Like your Mason-Dixon line?”

 

“Well, thank you, Roy! Which particular line do you favor?”

 

Roy felt confused again. “Favor? Well, I was thinkin’ of the long one? The old one?”

 

Bertram nodded, knowingly. Nice to know the “Smart Man” line was still revered. Teddy had been encouraging him to drop it. “Yes, Smart Man, a long and successful line.”

 

Roy nodded. “Why, thanks, Mr. Dixon. But I would reckon everbody ’roun here’s heard of it. Don’t take too much brains. Historical, like.”

 

“Brilliant! Thanks, Roy. That’s my job. To keep those lines out in the public’s mind.”

 

Roy scratched at his rusty beard stubble. “So, like, ya do surveys, still? Ta mark the lines?”

 

“Well, certainly. But those are a little old school. We don’t always attach a survey to each line we produce. We get things done more with social media. Influencers, mainly. Good judges of the zeitgeist.”

 

Roy was thinking that surveyors setting lines without surveys didn’t sound very safe. And he wasn’t sure about the rest. “Ya done anything here in Bawlmer? Any new ones?” Roy had been shopping at that new supermarket in Middle River. He wanted to make sure the building was safe. He was hoping Mr. Dixon’s company was not involved.

 

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AUTHOR Bio and Links:

 

J. Paul (J.P.) Rieger is a born and bred Baltimorean and mostly retired Maryland attorney. As such, he’s well acquainted with the quirkiness and charm of Baltimore’s unique citizens. He’s author of Clonk!, a police farce set in Baltimore and published in 2023 by Apprentice House Press (Loyola University-Baltimore). He’s also author of The Case Files of Roderick Misely, Consultant, a mystery novel featuring a wannabe lawyer anti-hero. The Big Comb Over, a slipstream comedy of manners featuring three nephews and their three eccentric uncles, is Paul’s third novel. Paul is married and lives in Towson, Maryland.

 

Website: http://www.jpaulrieger.net

 

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INTERVIEW 10

What would we find in your beard? Most certainly, flecks of breakfast cereal. The ones that drop off of the spoon. You look around your shirt and the floor and never find where they’ve gone. Perhaps some dust woolies, too. I comb through my beard on a semiannual basis, though, for hygiene purposes.

What was the happiest moment of your life? My wedding day! We still talk about it, fifteen years later. Finally, I had found my soulmate! The line dancing and crab balls were good too.

Do you listen to music while writing? If so what? I never listen to music while writing. The reason is that I love music and when it is playing, I instinctively place full attention on the music, good or bad. For a lot of people, music playing in the background is pleasant aural wallpaper. For me it is an attention-grabbing distraction.

What is something you'd like to accomplish in your writing career next year? I simply want to keep writing. I’m working on my fifth novel, unnamed as yet, which features Police Detective Kev Dixit. Dixit also appears in Clonk! and in my most recent, not yet published novel, Sunscreen Shower.

How long did it take you to write this book? I wrote The Big Comb Over mostly during 2022, my first year of semi-retirement. It took about ten months.

 

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