Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #33(7.3)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

A storm is brewing and Dracula is anxious to be on his way. But will things work out as he wishes just because he wishes them to? See what's happening in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what's up with them. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

Dracula #33(7.3)

Relief swept through Avram at the sight of the wagon. Andrei’s arrival was a timely one. Avram was grateful that he did not have to try to explain to Dracula why it would be unwise to steal the smuggler’s boat, when neither one of them could operate the craft and neither were they familiar with the route they would need to take to reach the Danube. Prior to this, their travels had always been accomplished over land, not water.  Not to mention that Andrei’s cousin would not be happy with them for abandoning his relative/business partner and would probably refuse to take them to Vienna. That in itself would only lead to problems as the vampire was not good at being told no when it came to getting what he wanted. And they were in no position to do anything else at the moment, having no alternatives. No prudent ones, anyway.

Avram was not surprised to see that Andre was not alone. Beside him on the driver’s seat was another man, no doubt the owner of the wagon. Avram didn’t recognize him but assumed he was one of those involved with Andrei in his smuggling activities. Andrei was yelling at the horses to go faster, no doubt due to the impending storm. As if to accentuate the need for urgency, a blue-white flash of lightning arced across the sky in a sideways fashion, immediately followed by a thunderclap and the first drops of rain.

Andrei pulled up the horses at the sight of Avram and Dracula. “Hurry and get in!” he shouted above the rising wind. “We have to hurry and get the cargo loaded and below deck before the storm breaks.”

Avram held his breath, expecting either a refusal or some sort of sarcasm from Nico. But, to his surprise, the vampire leapt onto the back of the wagon without a word, then turned and held out a hand for Avram.

That was unexpected.

Not wishing to look a gift horse in the mouth, Avram took Nico’s hand and the vampire pulled him into the wagon with ease, which then began to roll away immediately. He balanced himself precariously between Nico and the side of the wagon, holding tightly to both lest he fall off. An assortment of boxes and barrels lay in the bed of the wagon. He could understand the necessity to get everything out of the rain before it was ruined.

They quickly reached the point where the boat had been tied up and began to schlep the contents of the wagon into the hold of the boat.  Not surprisingly—at least not to Avram—Dracula was stronger than they were and carried his burdens effortlessly. Perhaps that was a mistake, but they had no time to worry about that now, not with the storm about to break over their heads as it was. They managed to stow everything with a minimum of water damage, to Andrei’s relief. His companion thanked him and quickly drove back the way he’d come.

Andrei glanced uncertainly between Avram and Dracula, as if he wanted to say something but thought better of it. “We should take cover,” he said instead, shouting over the cacophony of the storm.

“We should go,” the vampire insisted. He crossed both arms over his chest stubbornly, clearly expecting to be obeyed. “Now.”

Lord have mercy.

“Are you mad?” Andrei waved his arms to indicate the tumult around them. “We have to let this pass and then we’ll go.”

“Go now.” Dracula stood firm, refusing to capitulate. “The storm will cause no harm.”

“It’s coming from behind us. We can’t outrun us.” He had to yell to make himself heard.

Despite being buffeted by rough winds, Avram stumbled across the deck to place himself between Nico and Andrei, forestalling a possible fight as the two men glared at one another. This was neither the time nor the place, especially under the circumstances. They were becoming more and more drenched by the second, thunder rolling above them in clamorous waves

Dracula took a step toward Andrei, who took a reciprocal step. Avram braced himself as he sought to catch Nico’s eye, silently plead with him for forbearance. At the same time, he stretched an arm toward Andrei to prevent him from doing anything foolish… such as attacking a vampire.

Nico’s gaze was no longer fixed on Andrei, it seemed to encompass the chaos about them—the wind, the rain, the roiling waters of the river. Avram watched him in fascination tempered with horror. Was he really going to do this in front of the smuggler?

Apparently so.

to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

 

 

 

Saturday is Horror Day #189 - Sharknado 2: The Second One, Fright Night(1985)

 Sharknado 2: The Second One

Having successfully defeated the Sharknado in LA, Fin(Ian Ziering) and ex-wife April (Tara Reid) head to New York City for some family time with Fin's sister Ellen (Kari Wuhrer) and her husband Martin (Mark McGrath) and their children Mora (Courtney Baxter) and Vaughn (Dante Palminteri). Despite having been close friends at one time, Fin and Martin are barely on speaking terms now. On the plane to New York, a freak occurrence happens in the form of another Sharknado! In the course of fighting if off, in order to save the plane and its passengers, Fin is forced to fly the plane and April ends up losing a hand.

They arrive in New York safely. The original plan is for April to join Ellen and Mora for some girl time, 

while Fin joins Martin and Vaughn for a Mets game. But plans change, due to April's injury. As if this wasn't bad enough, strange weather patterns are emerging - an arctic front from the north, which is bringing snow to NYC in July! And a warm Gulf stream bearing sharks from the South., which are feared will form into Sharnados. Al Roker and Matt Lauer follow the action for their viewers on The Today Show as Fin finds himself having to go to Met Stadium to rescue his brother-in-law and nephew and hopefully meeting Ellen and Mora at their agreed upon rendezvous point. Meanwhile, April refuses to lie quietly in the hospital when there is work to be done.

The second Sharknado film is actually funnier and more interesting than the first one as it doesn't even pretend to take itself seriously. There are a number of Easter eggs, and I'm sure I didn't get them all. For example the Airplane references in the airplane they take to New York, including Robert Hays as the pilot. They end up in a taxi driven by.... Judd Hirsch. Andy Dick plays a cop, Richard Kind a one time baseball great, Robert Klein is the mayor, and so on. Vivica A. Fox plans an old wanna-be girlfriend of Ziering and she kicks major add in this. Some I didn't realize were there until I saw the credits include Billy Ray Cyrus and Kelly Osborne.

Great moments in filmmaking? No, it's not. Fun to watch? Yeah, I thought so. And I plan to keep watching them. I'll give this film 3 Stars.

Fright Night(1985)

Charley Brewster (William Ragsdale) is a typical teen with the usual things on his mind - having sex with his girlfriend Amy (Amanda Bearse) and watching late night horror shows such as Fright Night, hosted by premiere vampire killer Peter Vincent (Roddy McDowell). But he quickly becomes more interested in what's going on next door when he sees two men carry what looks like a coffin into a newly sold house. He learns from his mother Judy (Dorothy Fielding) that the house has indeed been sold. While looking out his window, Charley spies a pretty young woman in the window next door, next to a man who unexpectedly bares what appear to be fangs, before drawing the shade on whatever is happening. The next day, Charlie learns of another murder of a young woman in their city, and he knows it was the woman he saw, and his next door neighbor is a vampire!

 Neither Charley's best friend Evil Ed (Stephen Geoffreys) nor Amy believe him. Charley tries to 

involve the police, but ends up looking foolish. Desperate, he doesn't know where to turn until he remembers Peter Vincent and turns to him, unaware the actor has just been fired and is in rather desperate straits himself. But even the vampire killer doesn't want to help Charley. What's a boy to do?

Charley thinks he has the answer because Ed tells  him a vampire can't enter your home unless he is invited, but that plan fails when his mom calls him down to meet their new neighbor, Jerry (Chris Sarandon), whom she has invited over. The vampire lets Charley know he is on to him and has unpleasant things in store for him. Charley has to find a way to contain Jerry and keep him continuing to kill the residents of his town.

Before I watched this, I saw the 2011 version and I wasn't sure what to expect from the original, or how closely the two films resemble one another. The answer is they do have the same characters and basic plots. And the original was actually pretty good. I was afraid it would be a cheesy 80s flick but it wasn't. It's usually fun to watch actors in their younger days, and this is true here. I remember William Ragsdale, who plays Charley, in a series which I enjoyed called Herman's Head, while Amanda Bearse/Amy is best known for playing Marcy Darcy in Married With Children. Roddy McDowell is famous for many things, but if you want to see him do more horror, watch the comedy horror film Arnold and a segment of Night Gallery called The Cemetery, both of which I enjoyed

I liked Fright Night, and I plan to look for the sequel. Not sure if I want to see the modern sequel, since it looks like none of the original actors came back. This version is enjoyable. And I have to say the dance sequence between Jerry and Amy was rather seductive. I give this film 4 Stars.

Book Review: One Piece: Shokugeki no Sanji

 

One Piece: Shokugeki no Sanji       

Author: Yuto Tsukuda

Publisher: Viz Media

American release date: March 12, 2024

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Manga/Action Adventure/232 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

When a famous gourmand, known as “the tongue that spans the seas”, arrives at the Baratie, she is instantly disdainful of all that she sees and questions how good the food can possibly be. She makes ridiculous assumptions concerning the head chef as well as Sanji and the others. Sanji offers to make a dish for her, but under one condition – if she is pleased by what he cooks, she must clean her plate. Game on!

The crew of the Go Merry run across a castaway adrift on the ocean and bring him aboard, although he is less than thrilled and feels they should have left him. Finding a wedding invitation, Sanji surmises that the man is a chef from a nearby island whose only daughter is getting married and he has gone in search of some special seafood he could make for the occasion, but after catching the Draconic Super-fillet salmon, he got caught in a squall. However the weather is the least of his concerns – once he has the beautiful fish, he is unable to properly filet it! Sanji offers to help, but will this task prove to be beyond even his amazing culinary skills?

In the kingdom of Alabasta, a feast is being held to honor the heroes who saved the kingdom! But with Luffy’s enormous appetite and the chef’s staff being temporarily short-handed, a problem is about to arise. Sanji wants to help, but he doesn’t want to intrude. So he introduces himself and says he wants to see how such a large kitchen works, and he is willing to do anything, such as peel potatoes. They quickly take advantage of his generosity!

Sanji finds himself a hostage of the inhabitants of Kamabakka Queendom – an island comprised of drag queens! They challenge him to earn the rights to the 99 recipes of attack cuisine. But this will be no easy task. Challenge accepted!

Sanji – who now goes by Sangoro – is looking for a powerful samurai to join his crew, so decides to use his culinary skills to attract candidates. But as he and Usopp brainstorm, he discovers a soba noodle vendor who seems to have the market cornered. Sanji is never one to resist a challenge, so he challenges them, but soon learns they do have a monopoly on the best buckwheat flour. Can Sanji work around such a problem?

This volume takes the character of Sanji from Eiichiro Oda’s One Piece and features him in his own set of stories taken from various points in the original manga. It’s not hard to see that these stories were done by the creators of Food Wars, as the style is unmistakable.  I love Sanji, so buying this was inevitable. They did a wonderful job with five interesting stories featuring Sanji, as well as a bonus story. If you love One Piece, particularly Sanji, as well as Food Wars, this book is for you.

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #32(7.2)

Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

As Dracula and Avram stretch their legs, a storm is brewing, but where is Andrei? Or, as Dracula calls him, the idiot boatman. See what's happening in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

Dracula #32(7.2)

Whatever Dracula might have been about to say became lost the next moment when a plaintive howl arose from nearby, drawing his attention. He was no stranger to that particular sound as packs of wolves were often to be found roaming near the castle, and it was not unusual for him to interact with them during his nocturnal rambles. This one appeared to be young and in distress, no doubt due to the impending storm. Much like himself, wolves had keen senses, and a disturbance in the air could be painful to them. Perhaps it had wandered from the safety of its elders, and now cried its frustration.

He sensed a movement among the trees, and his suspicion was confirmed at the sight of a small gray wolf that hovered just within the shadows of the forest. A young male, he surmised. He’d probably become separated from his pack, and now panic and the impending weather had put him on edge. Beside him, he heard Avram’s gasp of surprise as he no doubt caught sight of the creature. Dracula held up one hand to allay any possible fears on the other man’s part before turning his full attention to the wolf.

He was a beautiful young animal, his white belly and lower part of his muzzle a stark contrast to the gray fur that ran along his back. He howled again as another clap of thunder reverberated in the darkening sky, closer than its predecessor. He was shaking, confirming Dracula’s suspicions that he was unnerved by the approaching storm.

Dracula knelt in the damp grass, unmindful of the discomfort he’d previously disdained, and spoke to the wolf softly in his own lyrical tongue, Romanian words of comfort and strength. The young male took a tentative step out from the tree he shielded behind. He cast wary glances toward Dracula and Avram, clearly unsure of their intent. He was too young to have learned to fear or hate men and had probably never interacted with any before. Avram stood still, doing nothing to potentially frighten the young wolf.

Dracula continued to beckon softly, holding his hand out in encouragement toward the young one. The animal advanced slowly, cautiously, in the direction of the two men, until at last he’d gained Dracula’s side. He stood with his head down in a submissive posture, still trembling.  The vampire wrapped one arm about the wolf and murmured soothing sounds, at the same time stroking his soft fur. With a final soft whimper, the wolf quieted and nuzzled Dracula, as if sensing a kindred spirit.

He could feel the beat of the wolf’s heart beneath his fingers as he continued to caress the animal. He buried his face against his flank and listened to the steady rhythm. Neither vampire nor wolf moved for a long moment. At last, Dracula drew back, reluctantly. This young one’s pack was undoubtedly searching for him and were probably nearby. He needed to rejoin them before something untoward happened and innocent people were harmed.

He closed his eyes and concentrated. Yes, the pack was nearby. He gave the young wolf a final pat to send him on his way. “Go now,” he murmured. “Be safe”. The wolf seemed reluctant, until he heard a familiar howl and turned toward the sound, crying out in return. He gave Dracula a last nuzzle before loping in the direction of his packmates.

“Need a hand?”

Dracula’s first instinct was to insist he needed no help. But instead, he grasped the hand that had appeared before him and allowed Avram to help him to his feet. He took a certain satisfaction in seeing the muck smeared on the odious clothing. Avram noticed it too, clearly. He waited for the inevitable lecture on cleanliness that was sure to include a diatribe on the trouble he was causing to Avram and the intensive labor that would be required to rectify the problem.

But to his surprise, Avram said, “I’ll wash these for you, Nico. In the meantime, I’ll get clean clothes for you from the trunk.”

That response was a much better one than he’d expected. “Thank you, Avram. I would like that.”

“My pleasure, bubeleh.” Avram unexpected reached up and pinched his cheek as he spoke, his eyes alight with mischief.  “I’d offer you a hot bath, if I could. We can find one when we get to Vienna, before we go to the Palace. Although I’m sure that woman wouldn’t object to a little schmutz, now would she?”

Dracula lightly swatted Avram’s hand away, but he wasn’t annoyed, being long used to his antics by now. “You are right, she probably would not object. But I would.”

“I understand, Nico, trust me, I do.”

A bolt of lightning illuminated the sky amidst rapidly approaching dark clouds, followed after a few seconds by thunder.

“Where is your idiot friend?” Dracula groused. “We should be on our way. If he does not return soon, we shall take his miserable boat and be on our way without him.” That would not be an ideal situation, though, as leaving the man behind would probably lead to problems regarding the next stage of their journey.

Before Avram could reply, the rumble of an approaching vehicle could be heard, followed by the appearance of a wagon driven by the smuggler himself.

Finally.

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

Saturday is Horror Day #188 - Bunny Lake is Missing, Fright Night (2011)

 Bunny Lake is Missing

Moving can be a very busy  and confusing time, especially if you're moving to another country. Ann Lake (Carol Lynley) has just moved to London with her daughter Bunny to live with her brother Steven (Keir Dullea). Steven has to work so he can't deal with the movers, so Ann has to drop her child off at the school earlier than she had planned. She takes her to a particular room as instructed, but no one is there except for another child, who is a baby. Leaving Bunny there, Ann searches for the staff, and ends up in the kitchen where she encounters the cook (Lucie Mannheim). The cook has her own rant and barely listens to Ann, telling her to go on and go, she will watch the child for the few minutes until the others arrive. Ann reluctantly does so and oversees the move. She returns later, at lunchtime, to pick up her child - but Bunny is nowhere to be found and no one remembers seeing her.

Panic-stricken, Ann calls Steven and he hastens to her. They question everyone in the school, but the 

responses they receive are evasive and uncaring. Steven threatens to call the police and then does so. Superintendent Newhouse (Laurence Olivier) arrives with Police Sgt. Andrews (Clive Revill) and begin to take down the facts. Ann is beside herself with worry, but she seems to be the only one. Eventually, she begins to realize that the questions that are being asked are all leading toward a different question - does Bunny Lake actually exist, or is she a figment of Ann's imagination?

I remember when this book came out, years ago, but I don't think I ever got to read it (I would have 

been too young at that time and forgot about it). But something jogged my memory recently and I requested the movie from the library. This is a beautifully crafter psychological thriller. Ann is becoming increasingly frustrated that people think she doesn't even have a daughter, and she is being dismissed as another hysterical woman. Keir Dullea's performance as Steven led to him being offered a role in Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. Otto Preminger directed Bunny Lake. And of course there is the amazing and unforgettable Laurence Olivier as the only person who seems to be interested in what Ann has to say.

As you watch this film, you begin to doubt whether Bunny exists at all, and maybe Ann is more than a little unhinged. The pacing is awesome, and I think that being in black and white sets a mood that color couldn't do. I enjoyed this film greatly and highly recommend it. I'll give it 4.5 Stars.

Fright Night (2011)

Charley Brewster (Anton Yelchin) has always been known as a nerd, but now that he has a girlfriend, Amy (Imogen Poots), he'd rather change his image. So it's almost inevitable that he doesn't want to listen to his ex-best friend, Ed (Christopher Mintz-Passe) when he warns Charley that his new next door neighbor, Jerry (Colin Farrell) is a vampire. Whoever heard of a vampire named Jerry? He might be annoying, sure, but that's because Charley's mom Jane (Toni Collette) is flirting with him. But a vampire? The idea is ridiculous.

Until suddenly Ed disappears, and Charley sees things he can't explain. So naturally he breaks into the 

alleged vampire's house and realizes he is in over his head. Who can he call on that will know anything about vampires? Turns out, since he lives in Las Vegas, there is someone. None other than the great Peter Vincent himself (David Tennant). But getting the renowned performer to listen is another task. And he has to keep his mother from inviting Jerry into the house! What's a guy to do?

This is a remake of the 1985 film, which I haven't seen yet but probably should. So I can't really compare them yet. But I found this one enjoyable. Colin Ferrell plays a rather intimidating vampire - I sure wouldn't go up against him. I think everyone did a good job, it certainly held my interest. And David Tennant was awesome, not to mention rather hot as Peter Vincent, although not without some character flaws of his own. I enjoyed watching this, and I think it's a fun movie, especially if you like vampires, as I do. I'll give this film 3.5 Stars.

Book Review: Lord of Misrule: The Autobiography of Christopher Lee by Christopher Lee

 

Lord of Misrule: The Autobiography of Christopher Lee

Author: Christopher Lee

Publisher: Orion Publishing

American release date: October 1, 2003

Format/Genre/Length: Hardback/Autobiography/392 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

Christopher Lee is probably best known for his role as Count Dracula in old Hammer films, alongside his good friend Peter Cushing. In more recent years, you might remember him as Saruman, the wizard who goes wrong in The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings films, and Count Dooku in Star Wars. But did you know he is related to Italian nobility? And he was the model his step-cousin Ian Fleming based James Bond on?

There is so much more to this man than meets the eye. I have been a longtime fan since I first discovered Hammer films. I loved him as Saruman, and as Scaramonga in The Man With the Golden Gun, Count Rochefort in the Three Musketeers.  I recently watched him in the original Wicker Man (much better than the Nic Cage version) But did you know he sang opera? And he was crazy about playing golf?

His autobiography is a must-read for anyone who is a fan. He is a wonderful storyteller, and he has a delightful sense of humor. I’m amazed at the things he remembered throughout his life – I cannot remember most of my childhood, much less in such detail.  He met a lot of people and did a lot of extraordinary things. He had a very interesting life and I highly recommend reading his autobiography.

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #31(7.1)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

Dracula seems a little restless, and it doesn't help that a storm is brewing. See what's happening in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what's up with them. Their links follow my tale. Enjoy!

Dracula #31(7.1)

The decision to disembark had been an impulsive one, but one not out of keeping with his nature. Stretching his long legs after being cooped up in the hold of that miserable boat, trapped among the various barrels and crates of sundries the smuggler was ferrying up the river—some of which smelled rather foul—felt good. He did not deal well with confinement of any sort, although few knew of this idiosyncrasy as he found it easier to dissimulate than to reveal truths regarding himself. Sometimes in the middle of the night, while Avram slept, Dracula would wander through the forest outside the castle, seldom venturing as far as the village, however. At these times, he felt more at home among the denizens of the night, over many of whom he held sway, than he did with most people, Avram being the exception. Unfortunately, he did not always have the luxury of the splendid isolation he preferred. As in the current circumstances.

He stole a cautious glance at Avram, attempting to gauge his temperament. He understood, without having to be told, why Avram was less than enthusiastic concerning their proposed destination. But there was little he could do about that. At the moment, their options were limited. This was not like their previous travels, which had been better planned and well organized, even if their objectives were the same. Neither of them had anticipated the circumstances that impelled their hasty departure in the middle of the night. To make matters worse, their available funds were precarious at the best of times. Even he realized that, and he generally did not disturb himself regarding mere financial matters.

“Avram,” he began, surprised at his own hesitation.

“Yes, Nico? Did you change your mind? Do you need to feed now? I will see what I can do.” Avram, as always, was very solicitous of his well-being. Sometimes he wondered how he had come to deserve such devotion.

Before he could respond, a chill wind gusted about them, penetrating the thin veneer of the disgusting garments that he couldn’t wait to shed. He raised his head, instantly on the alert, as he reached out with his senses. The air pressure around them had suddenly begun to drop and the sound of thunder rumbled in the distance. Why hadn’t he noticed this impending change in the weather before? Because he’d been too distracted by other thoughts. A storm was headed in their direction. They should probably get under way soon. Where was that idiot boatman?

Resisting the urge to growl, Dracula waved off the idea he might be hungry with one hand. “No, I am fine, I assure you. I just wanted to say—”

. “Maybe we should return to the boat and wait for Andrei there.” Avram glanced about them warily, as if he too sensed a disturbance. “I’m sorry, what were you about to say?”

What had he been about to say? That he was sorry for what had happened, sorry for what was probably going to happen in Vienna… sorry for everything that had occurred thus far in his miserable life, although he wasn’t sure where that last thought had come from. He was Dracula… he was above such useless emotions.

Or was he?

to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

 

 

Saturday is Horror Day #187 - Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy, Sharknado

 Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy

After murdering one family and attempting to kill a second, Jerry Blake (Terry O'Quinn) is sent to an asylum for people with mental health issues. Of course he wants out, who wouldn't? Luck is on his side when he is assigned to a new psychiatrist, Dr. Joseph Danvers (Henry Brown). Despite warnings from a longtime guard, Danvers - just call me Joe - trusts Jerry more than he should... and he pays the price for that trust.

Free once more, Jerry departs the Puget Sound area, relocating in Portland, Oregon. There he steals an identity of a dead man and masquerades as a psychiatrist, still dreaming of having the perfect family of his dreams. There he meets the divorced Carol Grayland (Meg Foster) who lives with her son Todd (Jonathan Brandis). Jerry holds group therapy sessions for the women in the neighborhood, including Carol and her best friend Matty (Caroline Williams), who works delivering mail and has a penchant for being nosy. Matty becomes suspicious when she sees that Carol is moving into a relationship with Jerry far too quickly, arguing that she doesn't even know him. But love is blind, and Carol and Jerry quickly become engaged. It doesn't hurt that Jerry has begun a relationship with Todd, who misses his father.

But Jerry is still as jealous as he ever was, and noticed the man who comes to see Carol (she lives across the street from him). Turns out it's her ex and he wants a second chance. How dare he try to take Jerry's family. Will history repeat itself?

This is the sequel to the first Stepfather, again featuring Terry O'Quinn, who plays an awesome psychopath. He has the strength of his convictions and will not let anybody get in the way of his endgoal - the perfect family. Even if he has to kill his current fiance/wife and find another. I am not a huge Meg Foster fan but she does okay in this, although I think she could have been a little more convincing. I disliked her nosy friend who got what she deserved by confronting a psycho. She should have thought that through a little bit better. And the ex was no loss either. If you liked the first, you need to watch the second. It's enjoyable. I'll give this film 3.5 Stars.

Sharknado

Unexpectedly freaky weather is headed to California in the form of a hurricane (which they never get).  But even worse, there are freak tornados as well, which have drawn up and carried hundreds of sharks, which is making life hell for the citizens of California!

Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) owns a bar and is divorced from wife April (Tara Reid), who has a new 

boyfriend who lives in the house Fin once did, along with their two kids, Claudia (Aubrey Shea) and Matt (Charles Hittinger). Fin has an employee named Nova (Cassandra Scerbo) that he is close to as well as his Tasmanian friend Baz (Jaason Simmons) and a longtime customer George (John Heard). Fin is disturbed by the looming weather and worries for his family but no one is picking up. So he decides to head there to see if they are safe and ends up with passengers. However, the streets are far from safe, and the city is rapidly being flooded, panicking citizens attempting to flee. The sharks are feasting!

I've been curious about Sharknado for a while and finally decided to watch it. I knew it wasn't going to be great moments in cinematic history, and it wasn't. I suspected it wouldn't always make sense, and it didn't. But it was definitely entertaining if one doesn't stop to consider logic. I kept wondering how a shark, thrown onto dry land, would continue to attack. Or how a shark would literally leap up after prey. Wouldn't you think being sucked up into a whirling tornado and carried for a great distance would disorient you?  Just saying.

There is the drama between Fin and his ex. He's jealous of April's boytoy boyfriend and she's jealous of Nova. The kids aren't speaking to Dad and don't want to evacuate the house after he arrives to save  him. Lord save us from California! But it's fun to watch cause you never know what will happen. There is lots of blood and body parts and strangely impossible situations (I am skeptical that you can stop a tornado simply by blowing it up). But on the whole, I don't feel cheated by the 87 minutes I spent watching this film. I'll give it 2.5 Stars and I plan to watch more, so fair warning.

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #30(6.7)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

Dracula decides to take advantage of Andrei's absence to take a walk on dry land, to Avram's chagrin. But why? See what's going on in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what's up with them. Their links follow my tale. Enjoy!

Dracula #30(6.7)

Avram saw no use in arguing with a stubborn vampire. “If you say so,” he muttered under his breath. Although there was no such thing as whispering around Nico. He had the heightened senses of his kind and heard everything.

They strolled in silence for a few moments. Perhaps this walk was a good thing. Nico spent far too much time shut up in the castle, seldom venturing outside for any reason. Avram understood his need for privacy, all things considered, but such a lifestyle was not healthy. Even for a vampire. The thought made him chuckle. Dracula would be amused to hear him express such a concern.

“Something is funny?”

Avram coughed, waving his hand as if to show his struggle with his breathing. “No, no, just a little bit of a cough. Nothing to worry about.” He surreptitiously glanced at the vampire, who did not look as though he believed him. Time to change the subject.

“I imagine, once we reach Vienna, that you will wish to go straight to the Palace?” He tried to keep his voice as neutral as possible, as if their destination was of little matter to him, when the truth was he hated going there. But they had little choice, at the moment.

Nico said nothing immediately. Avram focused his attention on the forest they were passing through instead. Scots pines and Norway spruce in abundance on either side of the road, the latter redolent of Christmas. German settlers had brought the tradition of decorating the tree to Transylvania, and the inhabitants had embraced it with enthusiasm.

Except for Nico, of course. He was never known to do anything that might be considered traditional. But Gunther’s family had, and Avram had come to appreciate the rich, sweet scent of the beautiful trees. Gunther’s mother had been a wonderful cook, and he could still remember dinners with the family. Especially he loved the sarmale, cabbage rolls filled with pork and cooked alongside pickled cabbage, then served with a helping of polenta and sour cream and pickled hot peppers.

And of course, there were the desserts. Avram especially loved the lamaita cake she made, so light, so delicate, filled with the most delicious lemon cream and vanilla. She always gave him an extra big piece, convinced that Dracula was starving him, although she would never speak such apprehensions aloud. She, like most of the villagers feared him. Those who said they didn’t were either lying or fooling only themselves, as none dared to cross him and most did their best to avoid him if they saw him during his rare sojourns to the village. He, and before him his family, had a reputation that went back many years, and the villagers had long memories.

How long ago those days of innocence. How joyful time spent in the bosom of Gunther’s warm and loving family. Life at the castle was… different.  Nico chose not to celebrate holidays and Avram never questioned his choice. But he often wondered what had happened to cause him to be the way he was.

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

   

Book Review: Dracula by Bram Stoker

 

Dracula            

Author: Bram Stoker

Publisher: Fingerprint! Publishing (Deluxe Edition)

American release date: March 1, 2022

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Vampire Horror /440 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

Jonathan Harker, a newly qualified solicitor, is sent by his employer, Mr. Hawkins, to assist a foreign customer with the legal intricacies of his move to London. The customer in question, a Count Dracula, lives in faraway Transylvania. Harker keeps a detailed journal of his travels across Europe to meet with his client. When he is almost at his journey’s end, he finds the villagers of Bistritz friendly and welcoming… until they learn where he is going. They are reluctant to see him leave them, but they offer no valid reason as to why he shouldn’t go to the castle, so off he goes. The Count lives in a large, imposing castle that sits in splendid isolation on the top of a rocky cliff. But from the beginning, Harker senses something strange about the place and its odd owner. He sees no sign of anyone else there, not a single servant. And why is the Count always busy during the daylight hours? And why does he never see Dracula eat or drink? And then there are the dreams, of three lovely young women who seem to want him… Things take a turn for the worse when Dracula dictates three letters that Harker must write to his loved ones. Suddenly, he is not so sure he will return home safely…

Mina Murray is Harker’s fiancée. She works as an assistant schoolmistress. Her best friend is Lucy Westenra, a vivacious young woman who attracts any manner of male admirers. In fact, on one memorable day, she receives three proposals of marriage! What is a girl to do? One is from Arthur Holmwood, Lord Godalming. The second is from John Seward, who runs an insane asylum. The third would-be suitor is Quincy Morris, a Texan and friend of Seward and Holmwood.  Mina invites Lucy for a visit, and they happily renew their friendship as they discuss Lucy’s engagement to the suitor she has finally accepted.

Dr. Seward has a very interesting patient by the name of Renfield, whom he classifies as zoophagous, because he likes to eat living things, such as flies and spiders. Seward notices changes taking place in Renfield that he can’t explain, while Mina is concerned that she hasn’t heard from Jonathan for some time, and she worries for him. She receives a letter concerning him and hastens to be by his side.

A strange ship, the Demeter, runs aground just below the cliff where Lucy and Mina are wont to sit, but no one is at the helm and there is no sign of the crew. Lucy has begun to sleepwalk before Mina’s departure, and now she falls mysteriously ill, to the dismay of those who love her. A desperate Dr. Seward reaches out to a colleague in Amsterdam, a Doctor Abraham Van Helsing, who hurries to London to assist in diagnosing Lucy’s condition. He fears that what is wrong with Lucy is beyond the pale of most men’s experience and her friends will find it difficult to believe what is happening to her if he were to tell them. But he will need their help in order to save her.  Meanwhile, Mina is nursing Jonathan back to health at the convent where he was brought after his escape from the castle, and there they are married. She finds his journal and reads it, horrified at what it reveals. To make herself useful, and to facilitate future reading of her husband’s words, she transcribes the journal onto paper. On their return to London, she is devastated to learn what has happened to Lucy. Drawn together in their sorrow, she and the others realize something dreadful is about to descend on London – in fact, already has. They must band together to prevent Count Dracula’s dastardly plans from coming to fruition!

Dracula is the quintessential vampire novel, a true classic. It is the origin of most of the vampire stories that came after. There have been countless film adaptations, some better than others, including Nosferatu, which was actually a rip-off for which the filmmakers were sued for not obtaining permission from Stoker’s estate. Now long out of copyright, copycats abound. But this is the core story that began it all.

Dracula is told through journal entries, newspaper clippings, and phonograph entries by those most closely involved in the story, with the notable exception of Dracula himself. We get no glimpse into him, either as a person or a vampire, except through the words he speaks to others. I have to wonder if that is deliberate and, if so, why. We today are so familiar with this story that it’s hard to imagine what the reactions of Stoker’s contemporaries were on first reading the book. I first read the novel when I was about twelve and fell in love with it immediately.

Of all the movies I have seen, the one that comes closest to doing justice to the novel is Coppola’s version, but I do enjoy a good Hammer film. Nothing beats the novel, however. I highly recommend it if you want to know the truth. You won’t regret it.

 

 

 

Saturday is Horror Day #186 - The Invitation

 The Invitation

If it looks too good to be true, it probably is...

Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) has recently lost her mother to cancer, and her father long before that. Although she is a strong woman, she misses what she no longer has, although she has a wonderful friend in Grace (Courtney Taylor). They do what they must to survive, even if their employer is less than stellar or humane.

Evie takes a DNA test, and to her surprise discovers that she has a number of relatives in England. Her 

cousin Oliver (Hugh Skinner) reaches out to her and wants to meet up with her when he is in New York. Grace is skeptical, but Evie is thrilled. Turns out he is very charming and handsome and loaded. He tells her of an upcoming family wedding and invites her to attend... on his dime. Reluctant at first, Evie agrees, and it's off to England for her, Grace's well-meaning advice ringing in her ears:

Oliver takes her to the estate where they will be staying for the wedding, owned by the charming Walt DeVille (Thomas Doherty). He is even more handsome and charming than Oliver - with the added bonus of not being a relative. The place is complete with servants, including butler Renfield (Sean Pertwee) who is something less than cordial due to an incident on her arrival, but he changes his tune when he learns who she is. The maids of honor are Victoria (Stephanie Corneliussen) and Lucy (Alana Boden). The former is a bit of a bee with an itch but the latter is rather sweet and friendly. Evie even gets her own maid, an older woman, Mrs. Swift (Carol Ann Crawford).

Renfield tells Evie she can go anywhere in the house except the library, which is locked due to renovations.  But, although everyone is welcoming to her and clearly happy she is there, Evie begins to experience strange events which make her question the wisdom of being there. And she has questions. Such as where are the bride and groom, as they are nowhere in evidence. And as she begins to understand what is going on, she may be in too far to do anything about it.

Without giving any spoilers, if you are familiar with a certain horror story, you may catch on early what is happening here. And I don't consider that a bad thing. In fact it was fun to try to figure out what was going on.  All I will say is Whitby and Carfax. Whether you recognize those clues or not, it's an interesting story about a young woman trying to connect with relatives, to be part of a family, who gets more than she bargained for. I am a huge fan of this particular horror fandom, so I enjoyed it. Evie is a pretty interesting and strong heroine, growing more so as the movie goes on. By the end of the film, I would say she is certainly badass. I wish they would make a sequel. I would surely watch it. There are other horror tropes to explore, such as werewolves. I mean, wolves are mentioned in the film, but not a werewolf in sight, more's the pity.

I thought the cast did a great job, the evil people were sufficiently evil, especially Victoria and Renfield (I love Sean Pertwee, btw). I was never bored and really enjoyed watching this. I'll give this film 4 Stars.

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #29(6.6)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

Dracula awakens to find Andrei has put the boat ashore to attend to business of his own. So what does he want to do? Take a walk? See what's going on in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to see what the other Briefers are up to. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

Dracula #29(6.6)

“I do not hunger,” Nico replied.

Well, that answered that question, at least for the moment. But that was still a situation Avram intended to monitor. For Nico’s sake, as well as his own.

After a time, Dracula straightened, perhaps tired of staring at himself, although Avram would have sworn that would never happen. He began to pace the length of the boat, as he’d done before, in the space beneath the church floor, his expensive black Venetian boots thudding heavily against the wooden deck. At least there was more room for him to walk here, although Avram didn’t think Nico would appreciate that fact as he hated confinement of any kind. He assumed that’s why he didn’t spend his days resting in a coffin as other vampires were said to do. But that was hearsay, of course. He had no personal knowledge of any other vampires and had no wish to meet any should they actually exist. If he hadn’t already been aware of Dracula’s nature, he would denounce vampire stories as mere superstition. Local legends meant to frighten the young and the foolish. But he knew only too well now that at least some of the stories were real. Vampires truly walked the earth. And common sense insisted that if there was one, then there must be others for Dracula was surely not the only one. Which led him to wonder which other old wives’ tales had their roots in reality. Maybe he should ask Nico…

He was drawn abruptly out of his reverie by the sound of Nico’s imperious command of, “Come!” He glanced up, startled. But before he had a chance to respond, the vampire strode to the side of the boat nearest to the shore. As Avram watched, he leapt onto the land in a graceful arc that would have been the envy of any ballerina before turning expectantly toward Avram.

What does he want to do now?

Avram shook his head.  “Meshuggeneh,” he muttered under his breath, but he followed nonetheless.  What else was there to do? Not possessed of the vampire’s impressive athletic ability, however, Avram couldn’t just vault onto the shore. He eased himself over the side and waded through the shallow water in which Andrei had drawn up the boat. Luckily, it came no higher than his knees. He jumped in surprise when his path was bisected by a small gray snake that swiftly skimmed across the surface of the river. Just a grass snake, he realized. Nothing to get excited about. His cheeks heated, as he chose to ignore Nico’s snicker of amusement.

He pulled himself out of the river and onto dry land, rejoining his employer. “And we’re doing this why?” He leaned down and wrung out the bottom of his pants legs.

“Exercise” was the ridiculous reply.

Avram narrowed his eyes at Dracula. “Excuse me?”

Dracula’s bland expression gave nothing away. “Exercise. Do you need me to tell you what the word means, Avram? I would have thought you’d have heard of it before.” Not waiting for a reply, the vampire pivoted, turning his steps toward the tree line.

Avram sighed and followed. “Where are you even going? We can’t go very far or Andrei will leave without us.” He eyed the wild grass carefully for any  distant relatives of the water snake that might be lurking there, trying to match his stride to Nico’s. He started to add that Nico might get his clothes dirty if he continued in this vein, but then realized he probably didn’t care as he didn’t want to wear those things to begin with.

Nico slowed his pace, allowing Avram to catch up just as they reached a narrow dirt road, probably the same route Andrei had taken. “He will not leave without us,” the vampire said with great confidence.

“How can you be so sure?” Avram argued, more from habit than because he believed what he was saying. Therefore he was not surprised when at the vampire’s reply

“Because I am sure.”

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb