Showing posts with label Saturday Day is Horror Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saturday Day is Horror Day. Show all posts

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Saturday is Horror Day #196 - Dark Night of the Scarecrow

 Dark Night of the Scarecrow


Bubba Ritter (Larry Drake) is a mentally changed man who wouldn't hurt a soul. He lives with his mother, and his best friend is a young girl  named Marylee (Tonya Crowe), and they spend a lot of time together. Unfortunately, in their small Southern town, four men who are the local assholes, including the postal carrier Otis Hazelrigg (Charles Durning) like to make life miserable for Bubba. They torment him and have, on more than one occasion, beaten him, simply for existing.





When Marylee is attacked by a dog, the four men blame Bubba, even though it wasn't his fault, and he 



actually saved her. They chase him down and execute him, only to learn that the girl lived and he didn't harm her. They hide their deed, and claim self-defense, and are declared blameless, to the chagrin of the prosecuting attorney. Bubba's mother is very angry, and tells them that there will be justice of another kind.




And then suddenly these four men can't stop seeing a mysterious scarecrow. And once he appears to one of the men, that man dies. What sort of curse is this? Has Bubba come back from the dead? Or was he even dead to begin with.


So maybe this film will never receive an Academy Award nomination (especially as it's from 1981), but I find a certain satisfaction in watching ignorant assholes get what is coming to them. Charles Durning is particularly loathsome as the mailman who torments poor Bubba every chance he gets. He is also cringeworthy when he tries to convince young Marylee that Bubba's death isn't his fault. If this was done today, some might even say he's a pedo, but I think he just can't handle the truth. As a side note, Larry Drake, who plays Bubba, played Benny in the TV series, LA Law, a character who was also mentally challenged. In fact, Drake became known for playing that kind of character, and people were so convinced by his performance they thought he was handicapped himself. 

I'll give this film 3 Stars.

Saturday, July 15, 2023

Saturday is Horror Day #122 - Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

 Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead


A relaxing rafting trip goes horribly wrong for two couples when they are set upon by the same inbred crazies from the first two films. The only survivor is Alex (Janet Montgomery) who manages to bolt into the woods, panic stricken, and evade capture.








A group of convicts is about to be transferred to another prison, when the warden receives word that there will be an attempted ambush and freeing of the prisoners by the gang members still on the outside. In order to outsmart those plans, the transfer is scheduled for a week earlier than planned, and will take a different route. Unfortunately, the new route will take them into the remote backwoods of West Virginia, and... well, you can guess the rest. The convict bus gets into an accident after being hit by a tow driven by the mutant called Three Finger (Borislav Iliev). The policeman who is accompanying them and the corrections officer have no choice but to free the prisoners from the back of the burning van, making sure they are safely chained together.



So, here we go again. Same mutants, new sacrifices. If you thought the second one was bad, I hate to say it but this one is worse. Everything sucks. Writing, directing, acting. No Henry Rollins to save the day. They even divested the film of the camp which was what made the first one and attempted to save the second one. This one is supposed to be a taut thriller with gore. It fails miserably. Except for the gore.

Even the mutants don't seem too excited to be there. Makes you wonder if they're cannibals, what do they eat when people don't stumble into their little corner of the world? At any rate, this one sucked. I'm going to give it .5 Stars just because there was a small attempt at making the traps innovative and horrifying. My advice is to steer clear. Hopefully the next one will possess some redeeming qualities, but I am not holding my breath on that.

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Saturday is Horror Day #118 - Amusement

 Amusement


Shelby's (Laura Breckenridge) boyfriend Rob (Tad Hilgenbrink) is fascinated with the concept of being part of a convoy, so when the opportunity presents itself while they are on a road trip, he goes for it, despite having no idea who the other people are. Shelby sleeps intermittently while Tad drives but wakes enough to see a girl's face at the back of the semi they are following. Wait a minute, didn't he say he's alone? Tad tells her not to worry, but then a moment later, a girl's body is flung onto their windshield. Tad tries to get the trucker's plates as he tears off into the night, but worse is in store for them when Shelby is kidnapped.




Tabitha (Katheryn Winnick) agrees to watch her two young cousins, but oddly enough, when she arrives, the babysitter she expected to see is nowhere to be found. The boys assure her that the girl left, but they seem far too amused by the situation. Tabitha shrugs it off, but when she goes to the guest room where she'll be staying, she finds the clown motif a bit much. Especially the life-sized one in the rocking chair. When her aunt calls, she tells her how creepy it is, but her aunt is confused. She doesn't have a clown like that. Kidnap Victim #2.


Lisa (Jessica Lucas) doesn't believe her best friend Cat (Fernanda Dorogi) just went to a hotel with a random dude, that isn't like her. But when Lisa approaches the decrepit-looking place, she is informed that all the beds are taken. Concerned, she sends her boyfriend Dan (Reid Scott) to find out what's going on, using his authority with the health department. Hours later, he hasn't returned, so Lisa sneaks into the hotel herself.

*****SPOILERS*******  I am going to spoil this because this movie is so bad, I'm going to save you the trouble of watching it. The three young women are all childhood friends who haven't seen each other in years. The guy behind all this mayhem and murder is another child they knew, one with a sick and twisted sense of humor that they never found funny. He calls himself The Laugh (Keir O'Donnell). He kidnaps the first two girls and sets them up in a pseudo diorama resembling one he did as a kid that they thought was sick (spoiler alert - it was).


The only people I recognize in this film are Katheryn Winnick, who played Lagertha in Vikings, and the psychiatrist played by Rena Owen, who was Helen in Siren. This movie looked like it was written by a child and was left over from a fever-riddled dream, only half remembered, and making no sense. It is horrible. Not scary, not creepy, just bad. The best thing about it was that it was only an hour and a half long. Even Katheryn Winnick can't save horrible. I'm going to give this film 1 Star, just for her, but I recommend you avoid it entirely.

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Saturday is Horror Day #104 - Green Room

 Green Room


Punk rock band The Ain't Rights consists of four friends - Pat (Anton Yelchin), Sam (Alia Shawkat), Reece (Joe Cole), and Tiger (Callum Turner). The band is touring the Pacific Northwest, but to say they're not getting good gigs would be an understatement. They're kind of forced to take what they can get. Which is how they end up in a bar in the middle of nowhere, filled with all sorts of creepy neo-Nazi sorts. What the heck, it's just one night, and it's more money than they've been getting lately, so why not?






Their set goes about as well as expected... more or less. The friends just want to get their money and move 


on to the next gig. But things don't quite go as planned, when they become witness to something they weren't supposed to see. And now they are being held in the Green Room, while it's decided what will happen to them. Can this possibly end well?






This film is really gritty and very visceral. Imagine being at the mercy of young violent skinheads, not knowing if they intend to kill you for what you accidentally saw, or even just for their own pleasure. It's hard not to sympathize with the members of The Ain't Rights, and there is nothing even remotely sympathetic about the people who hold them hostage. Not even their leader, Darcy, played by the inimitable Patrick Stewart. This film does not hold back, be warned of that. Explicit and gory, it's not for the faint at heart. Green Room explores the seamier side of human nature. It's scary to think that people such as this exist, but I'm sure they do. I'll give this film 4 Stars.


Saturday, March 12, 2022

Saturday is Horror Day #52 - Deliver Us From Evil, Fantasy Island

 Deliver Us From Evil


Hitman In-nam (Jung-min Hwang) is ready to pack it in and retire to the sunny beaches of Panama. He agrees to one last hit for his boss and takes out a Japanese mobster.  While on the job, he receives a call from his ex wanting his help, but he doesn't have time for her. The next day he learns that she has been killed and her nine-year-old daughter is missing. On top of that, the mobster he killed has a younger brother, Ray (Lee Jung-jae) who will stop at nothing to avenge his death.

This business just got personal.





In-nam follows the trail of the kidnappers to Thailand where he engages the services of a guide, a 


transwoman named Yui (Jeong Min Park).Learning that the children are being stolen for their body organs, In-nam and Yui pose as a couple who are in search of a kidney. They find a group of children who are locked-up, waiting to be sold, but Yoo-min (So-yi Park) is not among them. They continue to follow the trail, even as they are being pursued by Ray, intent on killing the man who killed his brother.



This film starts off a bit slow, and at first I was a little confused as to who was doing what and why, but the pace picked up and I finally caught on. For fans of Squid Game, be prepared to see Gi-Hun in a much different light as the tatted vengeful killer. 


I thought Jeong Min Park did a great job as Yui and Lee Jung-jae was sexy as Ray. It was a good film, very enjoyable. I give it a solid 4 Stars. I found another film that Jung-min Hwang and Lee Jung-jae are in together, called New World, and I plan to watch it too.

Fantasy Island


Have you ever wanted to change a past decision? To take the road not taken? To undo an old regret? Then come to Fantasy Island, where you can live out your fantasy... to its natural conclusion.









Gwen (Maggie Q) regrets the day she didn't say yes to the marriage proposal from her boyfriend, Robbie (Allen Chambers). But you can't go back and changes things... or can you?

Melanie (Lucy Hale) has had revenge on her mind ever since high school when she was tormented on a daily basis by Sloane (Portia Doubleday). All of the bad things in her life stem from that time, and she wants nothing more than to get revenge on Sloane, and see her tortured as she once was.

JD and Brax (Ryan Hansesn and Jimmy O. Yang) are brothers, although nobody believes them since Brax is Asian. But JD's father married Brax's mother when Brax was still in diapers, and they've been close over since. Now their biggest fantasy is to have it all...

Patrick (Austin Stowell) always wanted to join the military but never did, for personal reasons. The closest he ever came to performing service was to become a policeman. Now he fantasizes about being an actual soldier

What do they have in common? They've all just arrived on Fantasy Island.


Fantasy Island is a place where dreams and fantasies can come true. But always be aware of the old adage... be careful what you wish for. The host of Fantasy Island is the enigmatic Mr. Roarke *Michael Pena). He is there to see to his guests comfort as they fulfill their fantasies. There are only two rules on the island. One is that there is only one fantasy per guest. The second is that the fantasy must play out to its natural conclusion.  But he always says that "Fantasies rarely play out as you or I might expect."


Fantasy Island is based on the TV series by the same name, which originally starred Ricardo Montalban and Herve Villechaize, but the director and writers have taken these stories in an entirely different direction. Would you expect any less from a Blumhouse film? These are the people, after all, who brought us Paranormal Activity (which series I love). The film has twists and turns you won't see coming, and the ending is far from predictable. 

Although I did see some negative reviews, I personally enjoyed watching it. I thought the acting was good, Michael Pena makes a good Mr. Roark.I recognized his assistant Julie (Parisa Fitz-Henley) from having seen her as Fiji in the series Midnight Texas. You might remember Jimmy O. Yang from Crazy Rich Asians, another wonderful film. 

Watch for references to the series, and just the obvious ones, such as "The plane" or Mr. Roarke's iconic white suit. It was enjoyable to watch and I do recommend it. I'm giving it 4.5 Stars.


Saturday, February 19, 2022

Saturday is Horror Day #49 - The Unholy (2021), V/H/S 94

 The Unholy (2021)


Gerry Feen (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is a journalist who's lucky to receive any assignments at all, considering the colossal blunder which basically destroyed his career. He's in no position to argue when he's sent to cover a story about a cow in rural Massachusetts. The story proves to be bogus, to Feen's dismay. But he's determined to write something, so when he discovers a strange doll buried in the hollow at the base of a tree, he smashes it and then photographs it in an attempt to make something out of nothing. Little does he realize what he has done.




While standing near the tree, Fenn encounters a strange young woman who appears to be in a trance. She 


kneels before the tree, as if mesmerized by it, and speaks strange words he doesn't understand. When he tries to help her, she faints and he carries her to the church, to seek the aid of the priest, Father Hagan (William Sadler). It turns out the girl is his niece Alice (Cricket Brown). But Hagan tells Fenn he couldn't have heard her speak, as she is deaf and mute. But something strange happens when she comes to - she can hear and speak! And she says it's because she saw the Virgin Mary!



Realizing this is a much better story, Fenn persuades his editor that he needs to stay on it as he grows close to the young woman. Strange things begin to happen, including Alice curing a young boy who couldn't walk previously. People are drawn to the church, seeking out the young miracle worker, and a media frenzy ensues. But she trusts Fenn, who gains sole access to her. Of course the church steps in in the form of Bishop Gyles (Cary Elwes) as well as Monsignor Delgarde (Diogo Morgado), who is playing devil's advocate before the church will declare Banfield, Massachusetts to be a shrine.



But all is not as it appears to be, as Fenn delves into the story more deeply, and he begins to realize that appearances can be deceiving. But can he save the people who are so willing to believe that they can't recognize evil when it's staring them in the face?

This isn't necessarily a new trope, a demonic entity posing as a holy one. I love Jeffrey Dean Morgan in everything he does and he does well here as the disgraced journalist who sees what needs to be done and is willing to do what is right, no matter the cost. Cricket Brown is sufficiently naive and compelling as Alice, who means well but doesn't realize she is being used. This is a Sam Raimi film, so of course production values are high. But even so, I've seen this played out better. I wouldn't say don't watch it, Morgan is worth the price of admission alone. Just don't look for The Exorcist. I'll give this film 3 Stars.

V/H/S 94


A SWAT team searches a warehouse in what they think is a drug bust, but nothing makes sense... from the various corpses with gouged-out eyes to the static-filled television sets.







A news reporter and her cameraman are sent on location to cover a story concerning a local cryptid 


known as the Rat Man, who supposedly lives in the storm drains. Holly, the reporter, interviews a local man just outside the storm drain, just before her boss tells her to take the story into the drain. Holly is reluctant before she agrees in order to stay out of the creepy man's line of sight. She and Jeff, the cameraman, make their way inside as they begin to discover strange things, including a man who must be the Rat Man they're looking for. But then they discover more than they bargained for.


A funeral home is requested to video record the wake of a loved one throughout the night. A young woman named Hailey is assigned the task of keeping vigil while the wake takes place. She chooses to read in order to pass the time. However, she begins to hear strange noises and calls her boss to suggest maybe the deceased isn't quite deceased, but her boss assures her that is not the case, and the condition of the body precludes any chance of his being alive. A storm rages outside, with occasional power outages, which unnerve Hailey. A man shows up for the wake, stands before the casket and speaks in Hungarian before making his departure. During the next power outage, Hailey is dismayed to find the coffin not only has been knocked down, but it is now open and empty.


A mad scientist is performing experiments on test subjects - willing or unwilling - intent on fusing flesh and metal. The SWAT team arrives and mayhem ensues as they shoot what they perceive as monsters. One soldier recognizes a young woman as a girl reported missing who is being sought and he urges leniency. But his commanding officer is adamant that she not live either. 



An extremist military group with sedition on its mind have a compound somewhere in Detroit, Michigan. They intend to purge evil from America. But these men are not the simple garden variety of crazy. They are holding a vampire prisoner, and they keep siphoning his blood  which becomes explosive when exposed to sunlight. Oh the plans that they make!


Once again we have a collection of found VHS footage, seemingly separate stories, but are they? The tale which binds these together is that of the SWAT team, but watch carefully as the others have their ties.

These stories are definitely original and very creative, and most decidedly gory. This series is not for the faint at heart. I think my favorite two stories were Storm Drain, about the lady reporter and the Rat Man, which has an unexpected twist and ending, and The Subject, with the crazy mad scientist who loves his metal prosthetics. I have enjoyed this whole series, and this latest entry is no exception. I hope they continue to make these, but I couldn't find any information either way. Well worth the watch, I give this one 4 Stars.