The Questions
1)
You’re marooned on a small island with one
person and one item of your choice—who is that person and what item do you
have?
A boat maker and a book on…boat making.
Hey, I have to be pragmatic. I can think of a handsome man to corrupt under the
palm trees, but let’s be honest. After a day or so, the attractiveness factor
is practically null, unless you’re armed with a ten gallon jug of mouthwash and
razor blades that will never dull on you.
2)
Which musical would you say best exemplifies
your life – and which character in that musical are you?
Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog. I’m
absolutely the hapless Billy/Dr. Horrible, except I don’t (always) have
the
urge for world domination.
3)
Take these three words and give me a 100 word or
less scenario using them: vowel,
toothpick, profit
Oh, I’m terrible at this kind of thing.
If I had a dollar for every toothpick I
never used in life, the profit would be through the roof. And also, can I buy a
vowel?
Sorry. I deeply apologize for the horrific
lameness present in those two sentences.
4)
You’ve just been let loose in the world of
fiction, with permission to do anyone you want. Who do you fuck first and why?
I’d have to be a rebel and do Moriarty over
Sherlock Holmes. I mean, if Holmes really looked like Robert Downey Jr., then
sure, I’d be all over him. But I suspect Moriarty would be a lot of fun, what
with all that evil genius going on.
5) What is your idea of how to spend romantic time
with your significant other?
I don’t think I’m a very romantic person.
When I think of spending quality time with someone, it isn’t about wine and
roses. I’m less interested in a man with all the right moves, and more interested
in someone who can make me laugh. My
perfect night would be to order a pizza, watch Twister, and sprawl out on the
couch with my (currently imaginary) significant other.
6)
When you start a new story, do you begin with a
character, or a plot?
Usually the character appears to me first.
There is a general plot idea, but the character idea pops into my head and
develops as I mull over the concept. As the character develops in my head, so
the plot begins to unfold.
7)
If they were to make the story of your life into
a movie, who should play you?
Tina Fey. She’d be able to nail the
awkwardness that haunts my life.
8)
Who’s your favorite horror villain and why?
I don’t have one character in particular,
but I do have a thing for zombies. I firmly believe there has to be a zombie
apocalypse someday, just because we’ve made so many jokes about planning for
one. Karma is going to make us pay for all the snark about the walking dead.
9)
Do you have an historical crush and if so, who
is it?
Does it count as historical if the person
died recently? I have, since I first began watching Storm Chasers on Discovery,
had a tremendous geek crush on Tim Samaras, engineer and storm chaser
extraordinaire. I loved his dedication to his work, and I loved his goofy
discomfort at being in front of a camera.
Unfortunately, his luck ran out in May, and his team was killed in the
El Reno, Oklahoma tornado. Talk about absolute heartbreak, when I heard the
news he was gone. I am still mourning this loss and will for a long time. He
made being a geek so very cool, and I don’t know what I’m going to do without
his tweets from the field anymore.
10)
Is there a story that you’d like to tell but you
think the world isn’t ready to receive it?
Oh, absolutely. I just can’t tell
you about it, because eventually I will work up the nerve to just write the
damn story already.
DADDY'S
GIRL
By
J.M. Kelley
BLURB:
Sometimes, returning home
isn’t about confronting your past; it’s about discovering your future.
Janie McGee, the black sheep of
her family, is free-spirited, uninhibited, and never one to stay in the same
place for too long. When Janie learns her father, Joe, is gravely ill, she
reluctantly returns home to rural Pennsylvania to care for him. Joe’s neighbor,
David Harris, sports a pocket protector, collects coins, and is addicted to Antiques
Roadshow. Everything about him rubs Janie the wrong way, from his nerdy
wardrobe to his enviable friendship with Joe. And to make matters worse, her
father thinks they’re perfect for each other, proof positive of how
little Joe knows his own daughter…or so Janie thinks.
A shared devotion to the elder
McGee begins to close the gulf between Janie and David, but a burgeoning
romance opens the door to new problems and unexpected consequences neither
could foresee. Joe, however, remains steadfast in his resolve to show Janie that
Daddy knows what’s best for his little girl. Can Janie finally open her heart
to David while watching the first man she ever truly loved fade away?
EXCERPT:
The interloper entered
the room. His eyes widened when he caught sight of Janie, and he raised his
hands up in front of him.
“Don’t think I won’t
hurt you!” Janie shrieked, holding her ground.
“Joe might need that
the next time he buys a pair of shoes,” the man said. His eyebrows arched
theatrically while he gave Janie an appraising once over. His eyes lingered on
her chest, she noted, which bolstered her resolve to kill him if he made any
sudden moves.
Great. Janie tightened her grip on the shoe stretcher. Pervert.
The man stayed where
he was and plastered an expression on his face that Janie assumed conveyed
harmlessness. “You shouldn’t bean me with that. I doubt they make those
anymore. It would be a shame to break it.”
Janie held the
stretcher up higher, wincing as it wobbled flaccidly over her head. “If you
knew my father, you’d know he only buys shoes once a decade. Who are you, damn
it?”
“David Harris.” He
slowly lowered his hands and took a step back. “I live next door. For the
record, your father bought a pair of shoes last month. Are you Janie?”
Janie narrowed her
eyes. “You’re David.”
A bemused smile
curved his lips. “Were you expecting someone else?”
Almost certain she
wasn’t about to be attacked, Janie dropped the stretcher to the bed. “I figured
you’d be an octogenarian like my dad.”
“Your father is in
his seventies.”
“So?”
“That would make him
a septuagenarian.”
Janie blinked. “Oh,”
she said. “Well, I rounded up. Sue me. What are you, anyway, the vocabulary
police?”
AUTHOR INFORMATION:
Three
years ago, native Pennsylvanian J.M. Kelley packed her bags and moved south.
Now, the wannabe Carolina Girl can’t speak a single sentence without adding the
word y’all at the end of it, and
regards a blast of snow flurries as a doomsday-level event. When the day job allows, and when she can
pull herself away from George Takei’s Facebook fanpage, she likes to go on
writing jaunts to her favorite lake, or a local coffee shop with delicious
shakes and questionable Wi-Fi connections.
J.M.
Kelley is a proud recipient of a Carrie McCray Memorial Literary award, and is
a member of The South Carolina Writers Workshop and Romance Writers of America
(PAN). Readers interested in more information may visit her website at
www.jmkelleywrites.com.
LINKS:
Email:
readers@jmkelleywrites.com
Website:
http://www.jmkelleywrites.com
Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/JM-Kelley/108021242585994
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AuthorJMKelley
Daddy’s
Girl purchase links:
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Amazon:
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That was a lot of fun thank you. The boat builder, & associated book, is certainly very sensible.
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DeleteJ.M....Your interview answers are hysterical. I, too, am the ultimate pragmatist who'd want that boat builder with me...and one who can chop down the trees himself and the item I'd want is a bag of tools! LOL.
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I totally thought of the toolbag after I sent the interview back. But then, I figure if the Professor on Gilligan's Isle can make a radio out of coconuts....
DeleteI love your answer to the first question, I had a good laugh.
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Had to go with a rare burst of logic, Ingeborg ;)
DeleteThank you for sharing your fantastic interview! I found myself laughing quite a bit! :) I love this tour!
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Always happy if I get a laugh. Thanks, Andra!
DeleteHow very clever and funny about the boat builder and book about boat building. Say that fast five times. My first thought was McGuiver. LOL. Actually my real first thought was Luke. I am nothing if not predictable. I appreciate that your answers are always so witty. Love the sense of humor.
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