Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Guest Blogger R.C. Bonitz

Please welcome my friend and fellow author R.C. Bonitz today! He's going to talk about some books he's been reading, as well as his latest, A Blanket For Her Heart, and how you can get it free for two days. We're walking in the garden, why don't you join us? Bob, I'm dying to hear about Blanket.









Get a copy of A BLANKET FOR HER HEART  free MAY 24 AND 25 at
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I took a walk recently on a very bright and sunny day. Global warming has been filling the skies with clouds lately, but the sun looked really good. And since we had rain not too long ago everything was that brilliant Springtime green. Wonderful. But, enough about the beautiful day. I've got a bit of news about my books and a few others.
I've been very busy editing my new book (number three -- A Little Bit of Baby) and writing a new one and promoting the two that are out there already, so taking a break for the sunshine was really great. Despite all that I've had the time to read three books on my Kindle. Some of you may know the work of Kristan Higgins? Laura Moore? Natale Stanzel?
I've read most of Kristan Higgins books and loved them all. But I think she's outdone herself with the latest -- Somebody To Love. Parker Wells stuck with me from an earlier book even though she was a minor character in that one. This time she's the star of the show, and a very humble one at that. Kristan's humor cracks me up, but in the end this is a book that pulls at your heartstrings. Can't wait for the next one.
Another writer I'm hooked on now is Laura Moore, author of the Rosewood series. Her book, Believe In Me, the second in the series, was the first of hers I've read, but I'll be back for more. The Radcliffe sisters and their clan are the kind of cozy family you just wish you were a part of. And when Jordan meets Owen her world warms up considerably. (After it falls apart a bit.) Like Kristan's book, Believe In Me warms your heart as well.
My third recent read was Pandora's Box by Natale Stenzel. I had never heard of Natale until we connected on Linkedin. Liking romantic comedy, I thought I'd try her book, then discovered I was reading paranormal romantic comedy. Now there's an interesting genre combination- and Natale pulls it off very well. Once I started reading I couldn't put it down. Mina was a great heroine and I was ready to pop the Puca upside the head a few times, especially when it looked like Teague was in trouble, but with a few surprise twists the end was very satisfying.
Okay, I said I had some news about my own books. Here you go. I will be doing a free giveaway of A Blanket for Her Heart. It's about Anne Hoskins, who is suddenly faced with a decision that can change her life completely. Choose to hide, or give wings to her life? Which way will she go? Check out Amazon May 24 and 25 to get yourself a FREE read. I haven't gotten any formal reviews yet, but folks are going out of their way to tell me they enjoyed it. Take a look at the excerpt below and have fun. I hope you like it too. Cheers RC



A BLANKET FOR HER HEART- EXCERPT

~ ONE ~

First light formed leaf shadows on the cabinets as she entered the kitchen. Those big trees had been there for years, but they were old now, tall and thinned out, blocking less of the early morning sun. Winter sometimes seemed better, on sunny days when bright rays slid through barren branches to flood the breakfast table. Not always though. Not when winter’s cold was dark and penetrating.
Bright and sunny, just comfortable, the day was starting well. She’d been up since three, reading and pacing, waiting for the light so she could start her day outside. Early was a pattern lately, into bed and out of it, bored to numbness when sleep was so elusive.
Her friend Molly thought it was time to see a doctor, but there was nothing a professional could say she didn’t know already. Physically her health was perfect.
"I need a new bed, that’s all," she told her friend. "Besides, I’m always thinking of what I’m going to do in the morning."
"What’s so important?" Molly asked, and she offered the usual list of things.
That was what she did, things. This thing, that thing, nothing. Tend her garden, read Jane Austen or some travel book; wash the dishes, paint, or whatever. Granted, her paintings were beautiful and she did so many one always sat unfinished on the easel, but she hadn’t sold any. Furniture restorations brought in some income, but she usually didn’t do that many pieces.
Fifty-four years old and not counting, she lived like a hermit with few friends. She did know one neighbor, but she’d never married, and had always lived alone. Molly often told her she’d be happier if she did more with her life and she struggled with such thoughts these days.
She turned on the TV, hoping the movie channel might have something good.
Sly Stallone in his first Rambo. So stimulating. Thought provoking. Annoyed but too bored to care, she settled back in the sofa and within minutes the images barely touched her mind. By seven-thirty, she’d had enough and punched the off button with the remains of her wrist. Dry cereal and milk, half an orange, and coffee for breakfast; she dumped the dirty dishes in the sink twenty minutes later and abandoned the kitchen.
The patio garden looked like an impressionist’s palette. Her one green thumb coaxed flowers to brilliant life year round. Indoors in winter of course, but she had plants ready to bloom as spring temperatures began. Each morning she spent two hours weeding and pruning, winding her fingers through the dirt to carefully arrange it to her whim. The stump of her left arm served as well as her right hand, caressing dirt and flowers with the same gentle touch. It was a touch returned by the earth, giving her the best hours of each day in quiet occupation of her mind. She put a dozen pansies in a juice glass and remembered she hadn’t thanked Molly for picking up the flats this year.
After gardening, she returned rake and hoe to the garage and cleaned up at the slop sink in the corner. She wiped black dirt from her knees and delivered a good scrubbing to the right hand. A brush screwed to the wall just above the sink did the job. Small stitch scars in her stump got an easy wipe. The skin was smooth and quite soft for all the abuse it got. Both hand and stump got a dose of hand cream, spread liberally, but only lightly rubbed. A wipe with the old towel she kept handy finished the job.
Lunch was the usual. Peanut butter and grape jam on white, red wine, and a handful of Lorna Doones. Sometimes it was cream cheese instead of peanut butter, chocolate chips instead of Lorna Doones, but that was about it as far as variety went. She took two glasses of merlot this time instead of one. That was not unusual lately.
Afterwards, she wrapped a dishtowel around the left arm and secured it with two rubber bands to wash the dishes.
"You’d be amazed what I can buy through the mail now, Hannah. Rubber bands, seeds, books, clothes, all sorts of things. You’d probably be selling things on a website these days yourself." She wiped the breakfast bowl with the left arm towel and set it on the drying rack. "Not like me though. I hate that ridiculous computer. Molly talked me into buying one, but I can barely turn it on right.
"I’m having trouble with that painting I've been working on too. It looks so bland, not even that maybe, so much as gray and dismal. I should probably trash the thing. You know what? I think I’m going to catch a little sun this afternoon."
It was one sided, this conversation with her dead grandmother, but quite all right. She knew it was imaginary, though sometimes it almost seemed she got an answer.
Her father got an occasional remark as well, but little more. It was Hannah she talked to, Hannah she often wished were truly at her side. Their chats had served to keep her company, at least until now. There was no one else to talk to most of the time.
Except Molly, or Grace, when one of them came around. Which didn’t seem to be that often lately. The house was still too, her world so very silent these last few months.
Dishes washed, towel removed, she headed for the bathroom, stripping off her pink tee shirt as she went. She dropped it in the hamper, brushed her teeth and hair, and relieved herself quickly. Then it was out to the patio, where she pulled one white lounge chair into place and stretched out to take the sun on her back. She’d heard all the cancer warnings, but never did the sun thing very long. Besides, everyone needed some vices in their life.
Face down on the lounge, wearing only shorts, she was drifting into sleep when something made a sound behind her. She turned. A man smiled weakly, then stared, eyes wide, as she dashed for the house.
"Please. I need help," he called as she slammed the door in his face.



It's so beautiful out here, I think I could stay forever. Blanket sounds wonderful, RC, and I'm intrigued to know more about the Baby book. I hope you'll share with us when you're ready. Let's just relax here for a while, okay?

Thanks for stopping by, everyone. Glad we got to share this beautiful day!

Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie


Monday, May 21, 2012

Winners, Winners, Winners!

Sorry to be late with this, I had an interview this morning, so cross your fingers that they hire me!

At any rate, I'm going to announce the winners of my two contests, It Started With a Dare, and Blog Hop Against Homophobia.

The winner of the copy of It Started With A Dare is...

Lisa!  Congratulations, I'll be emailing you with your copy shortly.

And we have two winners in the Blog Hop Against Homophobia. They are:

Debby and Jen!  I'll be emailing you to see which book you want.


Thanks to everyone that stopped by and left a comment! Much appreciated. Keep coming back, there's be more contests. The sequel to It Started With A Dare, Growing Pains, comes out June 2nd!

Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Last Day of the Blog Hop


So today is the last day of the Hop Against Homophobia, and I guess I have a little bit more to say.

Homophobia reaches out its ugly tendrils and burrows itself insidiously into our every day lives in so many ways, but let's look at marriage equality first, and the positive benefits of allowing same sex marriage. Besides the obvious.

So what happens when you admit that love is love is love and you allow same sex relationships to become legal? Well, think about it. You've just opened up a whole level of business opportunity for a lot of people! Wedding planners, caterers, rental halls, just to name a few. Wedding boutiques. What do you bring to a wedding? A gift, of course. There alone lies unlimited opportunity. Bring in the prospective couple and let them register for their choice of booty! People who attend weddings often buy new clothes too. Sometimes they need babysitters to watch their children while they attend the happy event. More employment. And let's not forget, the happy couple needs a place to go, so now we've included the travel industry, hotels and resorts!

That's a whole lot of business, and it equates to people spending money and other people having jobs in order to take that money. That's a wonderful thing, don't you think?

Point number two - when the opponents of gay marriage have nothing to fight against, all the money they're currently spending on hate-mongering can go to more worthwhile causes - feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless, protecting battered women and children, educating the children.  Projects of love, and hope, not hate.

Think about literature too. You'll be able to find m/m and other "non-traditional" romance stories shelved with the "mainstream" love stories. You can even get a start on that now - go to vendors, such as B&N, and ask for these books, say you want them on the shelves. Make your voices heard. Make people realize that it's all normal. In my B&N, all the gay literature is relegated to a small section marked Cultural Studies, and there isn't much of it at that, and most of it is lesbian-related. It's like a lot of men can handle that, but not m/m. Stupid, isn't it?

So, what else happens? Well, children can be allowed to read books about families with two fathers or two mothers without people getting their dander up. It'll be no different than reading about children with other types of families - in this day and age, there is no norm. Families are torn apart and reconstructed on a daily basis. Children are raised with step-parents, or foster parents. But what is the common ingredient? That they be raised with love. Period.

With DADT taken care of, at long last, the military will be able to recognize and respect and appreciate the gay members of the armed services, who have always been there, forced to remain quiet about who they really are - risking their lives the same as everyone else, and for what? To be told they weren't good enough to come out of the homophobic closet? Fuck that shit. I'm proud of each and every member of our armed forces. EACH AND EVERY ONE.


Will it be automatic? When same sex marriage is legalized, will everyone accept it and be okay with it? No, of course not, that's not a realistic vision of how things will be. Some people will never accept it, no matter what you do or say. Some people are too mired in the past, in old ideas, ancient prejudices, and cannot open their minds to new ideas. You can't please everyone, it just can't be done. But that doesn't mean you don't still do what's right.

There are still people out there who don't approve of mixed marriages of any kind. Does that mean they shouldn't happen? Of course not.

Our children are the hope of the future. With each generation, we can see the changes, as they grow up with acceptance and tolerance and understanding. More and more of them.

I truly do not understand what these hate-mongers are so afraid of. Why do they care so much what goes on in other people's bedrooms. They have feeble arguments such as the old Adam and Eve/Adam and Steve chestnut. Really? Or how same sex couples can't procreate, so that is apparently a standard to measure their marriage-worthiness. Really? Then does that mean that women who are beyond child-bearing years, or cannot bear children shouldn't get married? What about the couples that chooses not to have children? Should they be forbidden too? No, it's all ridiculous. There are plenty of people who are having children; the human race is in no imminent danger of disappearing anytime soon. Except possibly through its own follies - such as war and hate - but not from lack of procreation.



















How can you look at these happy faces and not realize that they are loved? And isn't that the point? I'll leave you with the words of Toulouse Lautrec, in Moulin Rouge:  The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to just to love and be loved in return.


Love. That's what it's all about, folks. Love everybody, and let them love who they want.

Thank you, and God bless.

Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie


PS Tomorrow, I'll announce the winner of my contest, as well as the It Started With a Dare contest. Thanks for your patience!

Ouran High School Host Club Volume 12 Review


Ouran High School Host Club, Volume 12  
Author: Bisco Hatori
Publisher: Viz Media
American release date: June 2, 2009
Format/Genre/Length: Manga/Shonen/200 pages
Publisher/Industry Age Rating: Teen
Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

Kyoya has made it his personal mission while in France to seek out Tamaki’s mother and bring back some word of how she is doing. To that end, and with his usual thoroughness, he devises a strategy to discover her whereabouts. Meanwhile back at home, Hikaru requests asylum with Mori while Hunny flies to Kaoru’s side, bearing well-meaning gifts.

Synopsis:

Word has gotten around about the sibling feud and fangirls are having a holiday! They see this as a very romantic situation, the brothers fighting over Haruhi. Something is afoot when Haruhi takes Hikaru to an amusement park, while Hunny brings Kaoru. An angry Mori demands to know what’s up. A bored Tamaki approaches his father in his office, something he never does, and confesses to his boredom, so his father offers to take him to lunch and buy him some nabe.

The twins reach an accord, and while maintaining their solidarity and togetherness, they launch a new campaign of individuality, beginning with a new hair color for one of them.

Back in France, the travelers visit an area that was a favorite getaway for the Impressionists. Kyoya is exhausted with his efforts on behalf of Tamaki, but he refuses to give up. The object of his endeavors, meanwhile, is very unhappy. He’d thought being without the others for ten days would be easy, but he hadn’t counted on the staff thinking he wouldn’t be home and having other plans, so he relies more and more on his father, clinging to him. One servant remains to protect Suoh Mansion #2, and she gives Tamaki a lot of food for thought about his future, and what he wants to do with it.

Haruhi has been trying to reach Kyoya but her calls don’t seem to be getting through to France. She finally gets him on the phone, but when she asks about Tamaki—unaware that he hasn’t gone on the trip with the others—Kyoya hems and haws and says that Tamaki has gotten diarrhea and can’t speak. Until Haruhi notices something strange in front of her house.

While Haruhi is dealing with a delicate stomach, Kyoya has discovered a woman who once worked for Tamaki’s family and goes to see her and gains great insights into his friend, and why he is the way he is. After talking to Haruhi, Tamaki has an idea of what he wants to do, and Kyoya has an idea where Tamaki’s mother might be.

In an extra story, Kuze’s Happy and Unhappy Everyday Life, we follow Takashi Kuze, American Football team captain, on his birthday.


Commentary:

While I was sad that Tamaki did not go to France with the others, I understand his selfless reasons. Kyoya’s search for Tamaki’s mother is very heartwarming and sheds new light on the sort of person he is, dispelling the myth of his lack of warmth and emotion. I’m happy that the twins have resolved their differences, although I thought Hikaru’s change was a bit extreme. I hope they aren’t serious about getting rid of the incest-play at the Host Club. I think their guests would be very saddened.

This volume of the Host Club has a lot of depth, and goes deep into the minds of some of the characters. I think my favorite scene was between Haruhi and Tamaki in the bathroom, when he’s shirtless. I had hopes, for just a moment…

I can only hope that one day these two will figure things out, and Tamaki will finally realize that he is not Haruhi’s father. I think they’d make a very cute couple.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Guest Blogger Margaret West



Welcome my good friend and fellow author Margaret West, if you would! Not only is Margaret a very talented romance novelist, but she also writes some very interesting non-fiction books. Today she's going to tell us about her book on Psychic Development. It's fascinating, I guarantee. I know, as I've had the privilege of reading it. I'm visiting with Margaret and we're strolling about the English countryside, taking it all in. Beautiful, isn't it? So tell us about your book, Mags!





Psychic development

When I speak to people about being Psychic, I’m surprised by some of the feedback I get. Let me tell you a few things that will surprise you. EVERYONE is the world is Psychic. You’re born with it. You don’t have to be ‘special’ to be psychic. It’s nature’s built-in safety alarm for yourself. The sad fact is many people have forgotten how to use it or even that it exists. Babies use their psychic ability the instant they are born. Have you ever noticed your baby will always cry when placed in a certain person’s arms? That’s because the baby is tuning into that person’s energy and maybe realising that they’re not as nice as you think. Children draw animals in various shades of colour. Pink cows or blue sheep. You might not be able to fathom out why, but it’s probably because they can see the animal’s aura and are choosing that colour to shade the picture in.

Let me explain about what WON’T happen if you explore your psychic side.

You won’t see dead people

You won’t see anything horrible

You won’t start wearing hippy clothes and chanting omm (not yet anyway lol)

What you will see is the workings of your own body. Recognising the energies within you and that they do exist. We are beings of light after all. Understanding your intuition is vitally important. It could save your life one day, and also steer you away from those people who you thought were your friends.  You’ll learn about your aura and what it does for your body and health—how to touch it and read other’s intentions by just looking at the colours of their aura. You’ll work with mantic tools such as a pendulum. You’ll be surprised how this handy gadget can find those lost car keys. Psychic Development is fun. It’s not scary and it’s a great way to meet new people, make new friends and learn about the things that have mystified people through the ages. Remember this is a part of you that’s just sleeping, why not wake it up and use it?

The book will give you step by step instructions in how to awaken your birthright; I guarantee that you’ll be astounded by the results. I’m also giving away a free quartz crystal pendulum to the first person who buys my book today and can show me a receipt.

Wake up and find the inner you. It will be worth it.


Have any questions for Margaret? Comments? Don't be afraid, she doesn't bite!  

Thanks for taking the time to come on my blog, Margaret, and for the terrific walk in the country! 









Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Hop Against Homophobia Blog Hop

Good morning, and welcome to the Hop Against Homophobia Blog Hop.


When I grew up, there was a lot of prejudice against black people. Even though segregation was over, it was still there. People don't change overnight and they don't change easily. I grew up in white neighborhoods, and didn't see a black person in my school until I was in the fifth grade. Why? I don't know, that's just how it was. What I remember from then is my father telling my mother that her sister, my aunt, could not bring her current boyfriend to our house. Why? Because he was black.

Prejudices are just stupid and they're wrong. And yet they exist because too  many people are content to say nothing and do nothing, either from ignorance or from fear. Or because they think it doesn't concern them.

But it does. It concerns everyone. Intolerance of someone is an intolerable situation, and one we can rectify. But you have to want to do it, and you have to be willing to open your mind, and heart - and use your brain.

Homophobia is far too rampant in this country. The far right will tell you homosexuality is a choice, but it isn't. It's how you're born. It's hardwired into you, like eye color, hair color, etc. The bottom line is that you love who you love.

So what are they afraid of? I've noticed that it's more often the men that bear the brunt of the displeasure, although not exclusively. Men seem to have a higher "tolerance" for women who love women. In fact, it often fuels some of their fantasies. But let it be two men and watch the denials start to roll. What are you afraid of? That perhaps you too could love a man? Is that such a bad thing?

The problem has only gotten worse in recent years because these ill-conceived attitudes are being handed down to the children, at a time when more and more young people have found the courage to speak out, to question and accept and deal with their own sexuality. And they are being bullied for it by narrow-minded young bigots who parrot their parents' unadulterated messages of hate. Too many of our children have died, taken their own lives because of the bullying.

It has to stop!

Being homophobic is every bit as wrong as being prejudiced against people of color, or people of a different faith, or  people of a different race. You can dislike someone for who they are as an individual, but don't hate because of something like sexual orientation.

There are some people, such as the wrong Reverend Fred Phelps, who preach messages of hatred and carry them to extremes. There are members of Congress who also spew messages of hate. They think they are conveying the word of God - I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they arrive at the Day of Judgement and realize just how wrong they've been. When did they decide that God hated people? What right do they have to spread their lies and prejudices under His name? Somehow, I don't think He'd be amused.

And then there are people like my brother. I worked for him for over thirteen years. I did payroll, bookkeeping, billing, scheduling - everything but income taxes, and I even helped with those. I made it possible for him to spend little time in the office. When he got married (for the third time, I might add) and he and his new bride were on their two week honeymoon, traveling around the eastern seaboard and Canada, I didn't even tell him I got very sick, I still went into the office and took care of business so I wouldn't disturb him. I knew he was born-again Christian, but I didn't let it bother me. We had gay clients, and he acted like he liked them. But the signs were there, which I chose not to see, I guess. Like when I told him on the phone I'd gone to see Brokeback Mountain and he started to lecture. It all came to a head when my first published book, To the Max, was released. Silly me, I was so proud of holding my book in my hands. I took it to the office and showed it to him, held it out to him. I didn't want or expect him to read it, but just to wonder at what I had done, to admire it, and to have nice things to say. He wouldn't even touch it. Like it was the lowest form of human excrement. It wasn't long after that he "laid me off" because of having less work. While it's true we lost our biggest client, that was his fault, not mine, for something he didn't do. I've been unemployed ever since because I'm 55 years old and no one wants to hire me. He tells people I left to "write my novel" - he's a liar, of course. We haven't talked since I left, June 3, 2010. I no longer talk to my mother, as she doesn't see anything wrong with what he did. So be it. That is my personal experience with homophobia.

As I write this, I'm listening to the soundtrack from Brokeback Mountain. I remember when it came out at the theaters a few years ago. Before its release, I'd seen the trailer for it, and was very excited because I'd never seen a major movie about two men in love. When I found out it was a short story, I got the book from my library and read it. And cried. Then I saw the movie with my friend Gail and cried again.

Although Jack Twist was a fictional character, this was real in the sense that many gay people have been injured and/or killed because of their sexual orientation. When will the insanity end?

There are those who claim that gay marriage will devastate the institution of marriage as we know it. Honey, that was devastated a long time ago. How sacred is an institution where someone like Kim Kardashian can shell out the big bucks for a travesty that ended almost as soon as it began. Where men are permitted, in some cultures, to take multiple wives. In this country, even, at one time women were the chattel of their husbands and treated little better than indentured servants. Seems to me marriage has been defiled ever since it began.

My suggestion? First - get rid of DOMA as illegal, immoral, and unconstitutional. Then when you get married in one state, it's valid in all of them, as it should be. There are states where the age of consent for a woman is lower than in other states. So all a guy has to do is sneak his lady love over the border, marry her, and take her back home as his wife - fait accompli. So let it be here. And as for all these elections to allow or not allow gay marriage? I say FUCK THAT. Rights are rights because they're the right thing to do, because people are entitled to them. Not because someone voted them into place.

Do the right thing, and fight homophobia wherever you see it. It's time to stand up and be counted. We're not going to take it any more. Stand up and do what's right. Everyone deserves to be happy, to love whom they wish to love, to marry that person.

Fight Homophobia wherever you find it.

Contest:

I'm holding a contest for the duration of this blog hop. I'm giving away to three lucky winners anything from my backlist, your choice. All you have to do is comment, and make sure you leave an email address so I can contact you should you win. No email, no win.  Simple enough, yes? Don't forget to stop by the other bloggers against Homophobia, they all have something to say.

Now get out there and take a stand!

Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wednesday Briefs: Trapped in Time #2

Happy Wednesday! It's time for another round of flash fiction at the hands of the Wednesday Briefers! This week the prompt was: Find a creative way to use salad. The alternative prompts were: use moonlight, cotton, and Mr. Ed or "Play it again..." or "He/she had a certain fondness for..." or use Kentucky Derby, English toffee, silence.


Trapped in Time continues. Last week we met Adalbert and Vittorio - and their arch nemesis, Myron. A mishap of some sort has landed the three in hot water beyond their worst imagining - involving a Tyrannosaurus Rex. See what happens this week! Then don't forget to check out all the other Wednesday Briefers, whose links follow this tale.

Trapped in Time #2

I want to rip Myron’s head off and beat him to death with his own so-called wand, but common sense prevails—or maybe it’s fear— as I stare up into the cold hard eyes of the slavering beast above me.

 When I was a little boy, my Vati took me to see a special traveling exhibit that passed through our town. It was filled with various oddities, the likes of which had never been seen before. Or so we were assured by the smooth-talking barker that took Vati’s money and directed us toward the dark interior of the canvas tent. Gleaming jars filled with iridescent fluids and shadowy forms; lithe-limbed young ladies contorted into painful shapes; two men caught in a permanent clutch, sharing one body between them; a two-headed sheep, a splinter from the true Cross, and a bone from an animal that lived at a time before man walked the earth.
Little did I dream then that one day I would come face to face with that same prehistoric creature, alive and in the flesh. But here I was, and here he was, although to be honest I‘m making assumptions as to gender, based on nothing more than…

“Doll!”

Vittorio’s voice jars me from my scholastic reverie concerning the sex of the being that seems intent upon making me its dinner. I suppose it’s too much to hope that the beast is vegetarian? Of course, with my luck, he’d see me as some sort of German potato salad.

Large fetid-smelling globules of thick fluid splash on me, dripping from that sharp-fanged mouth. I know now how the mongoose must feel, caught in the stare of the cobra. Like that unfortunate mammal, I cannot move, despite my commands to my limbs to do so this very minute.

Just when I think all is lost, and I’ve recited the Hail Mary about ten times straight, I find myself yanked out of harm’s way by my Italian beauty, who slings me over his shoulder and runs. At a time like this, it pays to be compact. The Tyrannosaur bellows in our general direction, but like most bullies, his bark is worse than his bite.

Finding shelter in a thick copse of trees, Vittorio sets me on my feet, clasping me close. So close that I can feel the shudder of his body, his heart pounding out of his chest. We cautiously peer around the fat bole of a tree that is wide enough for both of us to stand within its shelter and not feel crowded. The animal in question hasn’t moved; shaking its overly large head, it vents its displeasure to the uncaring world at large in stentorious tones that echo around us. To my dismay, I also see my penny-farthing; lying on the ground, its front wheel pokes up at an unnatural angle to the rest of the bike.

“Doll, are you all right?” Vittorio asks; his shapely thumbs caress my cheekbones as he gazes with concern into my eyes.

“Under the circumstances, I believe I am.” A verbose way of saying yes, I know.

“What do you think are the circumstances?”

Now that is a very good question, indeed.

Before we have a chance to speculate on the likelihood of an extinct dinosaur suddenly appearing in our very own neighborhood—perhaps because the evidence of our eyes, as well as this rather heavy foliage about us, must tend to negate that particular theory—an earsplitting high-pitched scream rends the air.

 “Helppppppppppp!”

“Scheiss,” I swear aloud without thinking, then immediately I apologize to Vittorio for my crudeness. “Scusi.”  
We’ve known each other so long, we’ve become rather bilingual.

He kisses me softly. “Shhh, Doll, don’t worry,” he assures me, and I lose myself in the depths of his licorice eyes until the scream comes again. I guess we can’t ignore it, although the thought is very tempting, since the panicked voice in question obviously belongs to Myron. And personally, I feel that he deserves whatever happens to him as I have every reason to believe he’s responsible for our being here. Wherever here might be.

I see the look in Vittorio’s eyes and I don’t like it. Sometimes I think he envisions himself as an Italian Douglas Fairbanks. By which I mean a true hero. He has a heart as big as the world, and I love him for it, but I don’t want him to get hurt helping someone who doesn’t deserve his sympathy. Namely Myron.

On the other hand, I also know he has a stubborn streak a mile wide. Like me.

I sigh and he squeezes my hand.

“Ich liebe dich, Doll,” he murmurs.

“Ti amo, Vittorio.”  Just as I’m reaching for his lips, another scream. We dart a glance into the clearing. Now there is no sign of the prehistoric beast. I frown. Something that large just doesn’t disappear.

“Look!”  Vittorio nudges me. He points to an object that dandles from a tall tree, jerking about like a marionette at the hands of a wicked puppeteer.  Myron, of course. His suspenders appear to be tangled in the foliage; he hangs at an awkward angle, his hands slicing the air impotently. On the whole, he looks ridiculous.

My first inclination is to leave him there.

“We probably need him,” Vittorio points out. Sadly, I do realize the necessity of rescuing him from his dire predicament, even if it’s his own fault that he’s behind the eight ball. Well, so are we, and he owes us.

“I suppose so,” I grudgingly admit. He raises my hand to his lips and kisses the back. I know it’s my reward for acquiescing, the sweet Italian sugar that makes the bitter medicine palatable.

Of course the question is how to get the moron down once we stand beneath the tree he’s caught in. Too high to climb or reach.

“Don’t just stand there,” Myron begins when the branch breaks and he lands in a sorry heap at our feet.

to be continued

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Until next time, take care!

♥ Julie.


  
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