Sunday, June 30, 2024

Saturday is Horror Day #172 - X

 X


A group of young people want to make a porn film. It's 1979, and they can't exactly do this anywhere, as those types of films are more underground than acceptable. So they rent a cabin in Texas from an elderly couple. Wayne (Martin Henderson) is the director and his girlfriend Bobby-Lynne (Brittany Snow is the star). Jackson (Kid Cudi) is the lead male, and RJ (Owen Campbell) is cameraman while his rather naive girlfriend Lorraine (Jenna Ortega) holds the boom mic. Maxine (Mia Goth) is the other female actress.






The old man who owns the farm, Howard (Stephen Ure) lives at the main house with his wife. They 


find him creepy, and they are determined he not figure out what they're doing, sure he wouldn't like it. Yet they go so far as to shoot scenes in his barn, taking a chance on being caught. In their downtime, they discuss porn and why there is nothing wrong with it, and Lorraine decides she wants to be part of it, to RJ's dismay. That's about the time when everything takes a turn for the worse.



X is the first film in Ti West's trilogy. I reviewed Pearl last week which, although being made second, comes first chronologically.  Where Pearl was very psychological, X is more of your standard slasher film. But that isn't to say that it's not worth watching. Having seen Pearl already, I anticipated different things, but you can watch them in either order.  Again, Mia Goth is outstanding as Maxine. The third part of the trilogy is Maxxxine, which comes out July 5 and picks up where X left off. I am looking forward to that. I'll give X 4 Stars.




Friday, June 28, 2024

Book Review: Assassination Classroom, Vol 18 by Yusei Matsui

 

Assassination Classroom, Vol 18     


Author: Yusei Matsui

Publisher: Viz Media

American release date: October 3, 2017

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Action Adventure Manga//200 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

Nagisa and Karma utilize their stealth skills to steal aboard the rocket headed to the space station, taking the place of the crash dummies, much to the surprise of the astronauts. Nagisa threatens them with a bomb (a fake one) and Karma explains their mission in order to gain their cooperation in gathering the data on Koro Sensei. When asked how they plan to return, they confidently say that they have that covered.

The two hitchhikers parachute back to their classroom, where they find a very angry Karasuma. But Koro Sensei convinces him that the information which the students gleaned from their trip, even outside of the data about himself, far outweighs any of Karasuma’s arguments. Going over the data, they realize that if handled correctly, the chances of Koro Sensei actually exploding and destroying the earth are minimal, and everyone rejoices. Can it really be that simple? But, also, is that a risk they can afford to take?

Koro Sensei wishes to schedule another career guidance session with each of them. Once they graduate, their assassination skills will no longer be of use to them, and they have their futures to consider. That is only 38 days away now. Not a lot of time. Plus they need to apply to the high school of their choice. For Karma, that’s an easy decision – he wants to attend Kunugigaoka High School and make the students’ lives miserable by outshining them lol Nagisa is conflicted about his career choice if he doesn’t become an assassin. He is surprised when Sakura asks him what else would he become but a teacher? That idea had actually never occurred to him.

The second Grim Reaper is still on the loose – and still determined to wreak vengeance on Koro Sensei! It’s unfortunate that he has teamed up with mad scientist Yanagisawa to take down Koro Sensei once and for all!

Valentine’s Day is coming! In Japan, that’s a time for women to buy chocolates for the men in their lives. And also for a certain teacher to indulge his matchmaking propensities! How many couples will he successfully match this year?

Time is ticking away, and the fate of the world hangs in the balance! As the students prepare for life after junior high, surely they must be wondering if there will be any life. They have discovered that the chances of Koro Sensei exploding are minimal, but they aren’t zero, so some sort of chance remains. And it looks like the wannabe Grim Reaper is more than happy to add to their confusion, along with the horrible man who made Koro Sensei what he is today. That can’t be good. Another great volume, only three more to go!

 

 

 

Wednesday, June 26, 2024

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #20 (5.3)

  Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

Gunther has dealt with the villagers, at least for now. But he's telling Avram and Dracula to stay put until he returns, and he'll be as quick as possible. Dracula is definitely unhappy. See what's going on in this week's chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what's up with them. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

Dracula #20 (5.3)

“It’s only me.” Gunther’s disembodied voice came floating down to them from above. Moments later, his black-robed body came into view as he plodded down the steps and joined them, one of the candles from the altar in his hand.  He set the candle into a wall sconce that Avram hadn’t even realized was there until that moment. It wasn’t much, but it was a definite relief from the previous gloom. Avram searched his friend’s countenance by the light of the flickering flames, hoping his expression would reveal the result of his encounter with the villagers, but Gunther’s face betrayed nothing.

Avram shot a quick glance at his employer.  He noticed that Nico seemed to be a little less uneasy than he’d been before, which must be a good thing. So why was he still concerned about him? Maybe because he was too familiar with his habits to believe all was now well.  He knew this slight change in his demeanor had nothing to do with Gunther’s arrival, as he clearly didn’t care for the man, and he also knew that the vampire held no fear of the dark, so it wasn’t just the presence of the light, although he himself found that to be a relief. Not that he feared anything with Nico by his side. There must be another reason for Dracula’s anxiety, but what it was he couldn’t begin to imagine. And he didn’t think this was the time to ask.

“The villagers? They are gone?” Dracula snapped. Apparently, he still retained a certain amount of tension.

Avram felt guilt well up inside of him—guilt that the man was even there with him at all when he could have easily escaped by himself and been far from here by now. Instead, he had voluntarily chosen to stay with Avram. He felt like such a burden. Nonetheless, he was grateful for Nico’s presence as well as his company. Whether he liked to admit it or not, he worried when Nico strayed too far from home. Never mind he was a hundred-fifty-year-old vampire with a mind of his own, Avram cared about what happened to him. And yes, he cared about Dracula… about the man who had virtually saved his life. That was not something easily forgotten.

It was a complicated situation.

“They have gone,” Gunther confirmed, remaining calm despite the obvious antipathy of the other man. “They have taken Doina and Bogdan back to their home to prepare them for burial and to administer the last rites.”

“If you need to go, we can make our own way,” Avram offered, but Gunther shook his head.

“No, that’s not necessary. Their priest shall do so.”

Avram understood immediately. He should have realized such would be the case, as most of the village were members of the newer church. Perhaps it was that fact which was helping to keep them safe in this less-visited place. But for how long?

“But I do really have to go now. I must insure your safe journey, remember? It’s imperative that you leave Bistritz as soon as possible.” He glanced sharply at Dracula and raised his hand, as if to ward off any arguments the other might make, but the vampire remained silent, so he continued. “I will make those arrangements and return with food as soon as I can. I’m not sure how long you must wait here—”

Dracula’s previously suppressed anger could no longer be contained as his silence came to its inevitable end, much to Avram’s chagrin.

“And who are you to tell me what I can and cannot do? You seem to forget whom it is you are speaking to, priest. You think you have the right to keep us detained in this… this detestable dungeon?” Dracula started to move toward Gunther and Avram quickly grabbed his arm, although he knew his strength alone would not suffice if Dracula did not wish it to be so. Dracula made no move to shake him off, but his anger was not to be allayed. “It is bad enough that we cannot return to the castle, perhaps for a long time to come, but you expect we should skulk beneath the earth like vermin? Trapped at your whim? And what if you do not come back, what then? Perhaps that is your plan? You wish for us to die, and this is to be our tomb? This shall be your revenge for the death of the idiot blacksmith?”

Verdammte Arschloch.”

Avram heard Gunther swear under his breath. If he heard, then of course Dracula did too.

Gunther threw up his hands in exasperation. “I have put up with much from you, Dracula. Mostly for Avram’s sake. He is a good man, and I trust his judgment, even when it comes to you.”

“What do you know about me?” Dracula hissed. “You know nothing, that is what you know.”

“I know that Avram works too hard for too little appreciation. Trying to allow you to live the fancy life you enjoy. Let me ask this, what do you do to deserve this… this frippery.” He waved a hand at Dracula’s expensive suit. “There are people who are grateful to have a roof over their heads and food to eat, while you… you…” Breathing heavily now, he turned away from the vampire in disgust. “I have no time for this. Avram, I shall return. Please be safe.” He dashed up the stairs with surprising speed and the floor closed above them once more.

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

 

 

 


Sunday, June 23, 2024

Saturday is Horror Day #171 - A Nightmare Wakes, Pearl

 A Nightmare Wakes


A very pregnant Mary Godwin and her lover, Percy Shelley, arrive for a summer visit to their friend Lord Byron, along with Mary's stepsister Claire and the renowned physician Dr. John Polidori. Byron demands to be entertained. He wants to hear ghost stories, and comes up with the idea of a competition to see who can tell the best one. This becomes the birthplace for Mary (who will become Mary Shelley) to write her masterpiece Frankenstein.

This should have been an interesting story, but bad acting and bad writing and an acute case of boredom caused me to give up after about fifteen or twenty minutes. I advise you avoid this film entirely.



Pearl


It's 1918. The world is a scary place. The Spanish flu is rampant, and the first World War, known then as the Great War, rages on. Pearl (Mia Goth) has gone back to live on the farm with her parents as her husband Howard (Alistair Sewell) has gone off to fight. Life on the farm is hard. Her mother Ruth (Tandi Wright) is harsh and demanding. Pearl has to look after her infirm father (Matthew Sunderland) who sits helplessly in his wheelchair. Pearl dreams of being a famous dancer, and practices whenever she can. But her mother catches her and belittles her and tells her to forget such foolishness.





Pearl's sister-in-law Mitsy (Emma Jenkins-Purro) tells her of a dance competition that will be held in a 


nearby church. The winner will get to dance with the group through several cities! She doesn't want to go alone, so has Pearl promise to get away from the farm and come with her. Pearl sees this as her big chance, her first step to stardom.



Pearl loves the animals on the farm. Even the crocodile she has befriended and whom she fees. It's people she has trouble with, never feeling quite right around them. One day, her mother sends her to town to pick up her father's prescription of morphine and she decides to go to the movies to see a film called Palace Follies which has a lot of dancing. Afterward, reluctant to return to the farm, she is standing in the alley behind the theater when a man comes out and strikes up a conversation with her. Turns out he is the projectionist (David Corenswet) and he invites her inside. They talk and he offers to let her see another film, but she has to go. He tells her to come back sometime.



Pearl is the story of a young woman on the verge of madness, who has dreams and aspirations she desperately wants to achieve but her life is very bleak. She can't relate to the people around her and her mother doesn't understand, while her father is beyond reaching. The dance audition is her breaking point, but even before that there was something off about her and she had a cold, cruel nature of her own, perhaps verging on being narcissistic. 


Pearl is like a twisted, dark version of The Wizard of Oz. When I saw Pearl on her bike, I was reminded of Elmira Gulch (Wicked Witch of the West). The scene with the scarecrow in the field and the scene where Pearl throws water on her mother are also reminiscent of the classic film.  In Oz, Dorothy too wanted to get away from the farm and see the world, as she tells the traveling salesman. In Pearl, he is the projectionist, who tells her he can take her to Europe. Of course, he has his own agenda but she is too naive to see that. There is even a character named Dorothy in Pearl. Some found the scene with the scarecrow disturbing, but I did not. I wonder what those people thought of the explicit (for that time) movie the projectionist showed Pearl.


Pearl was directed and co-written by Ti West (Mia Goth is also listed as a writer), who brought us The House of the Devil, which I reviewed previously. Whereas I found that film forgettable (in fact, I started to watch it again, having actually forgotten I'd seen it), Pearl is a masterpiece. a veritable tour de force of a horror film. Engrossing from beginning to end, I could not even imagine what was going to happen. Mia Goth's performance is brilliant. It is both criminal and not surprising that she was not nominated for an Oscar. I have come to disregard those as being far too political and having little to do with actual excellence. The best actress Oscar that year went to Jessica Chastain for The Eyes of Tammy Faye. Go figure. I highly recommend Pearl and I give it a rare 5 Stars. Pearl is actually the prequel to X, but you can watch Pearl first. After X comes Maxxine. I look forward to reviewing both.

Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Wednesday Briefs: Dracula #19 (5.2)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts.

Dracula and Avram have been hidden in a secret underground room by Gunther so they won't be found by the villagers. While they demand to know what happened to Bogdan and Doina, Dracula is kind of freaking out. See what's happening in this chapter of Dracula. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what's up with them. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

Dracula #19 (5.2)

The priest’s last words echoing in his head, Dracula rose abruptly from the questionable comfort of the chest and began to pace about the limited interior of this claustrophobic chamber. His thoughts turned inward to another time and place, the present momentarily forgotten.  Only Avram’s agitated voice drew him abruptly from his somber revery.

“What is going on? I know you can hear what they’re saying, but I cannot!”

The vampire paused mid-stride to listen once more to what was happening above them before replying. “Your friend just told everyone that the blacksmith killed his wife and that he also brought about his own death.”

“That is basically true. Do you think they believe him?”

Dracula shrugged before he realized Avram couldn’t see his gesture in the darkness. “So far as I can tell, it seems they do. For how long remains to be seen. I had my misgivings about your friend, Avram, but I must say that for a priest, this one is not so bad.” Having said this, he began to take the measure of the room once more through the medium of his steps. It was not the darkness but the size of this almost tomblike enclosure that was the cause of his anxiety. He paced the perimeter as if to assure himself that the walls were not going to close in upon him anytime soon. He knew there were those would be surprised at this unexpected phobia, taking into consideration what he was. But they had no idea what he had been through, albeit years ago. Avram’s sudden grasp upon his arm caught him by surprise and forced him to stand still, although he could have easily torn himself from the other man’s grip.

“Why don’t you finish that thought, Nico?” Avram’s tone sounded more relaxed, almost playful, in contrast to Dracula’s growing disquietude.

“What do you mean?” Dracula pretended ignorance.

“You know what I mean.” He mimicked Dracula’s voice—rather accurately, the vampire had to admit. “And you, Avram, are not so bad for a Jew. You’ve told me that before, you know.”

Dracula rolled his eyes. He could see Avram’s wry smile, despite the darkness. Trust him to remember such remarks. Sometimes the man’s excellent memory was a blessing, other times more of a curse. “To be honest, I usually forget that you’re a Jew. Not like either one of us practices the religion he was born into.”

“No, but it’s never mattered to you, either. And you’ve never treated me poorly because of it. For that, I am grateful. Come, sit down. I can’t keep track of you in the dark.”

“And why should you wish to?” Dracula argued, even as he complied with Avram’s request and seated himself beside him once more.

“So, this church. You are very familiar with it, no?” Avram changed the subject, as if the answer to his employer’s question was too obvious to need to be stated.

“Well, yes. I attended the church many years ago, with my family.” Dracula didn’t discuss his family often, or at all. Of course they were long dead. “But not for many years. You know that.”

“That is true, I do. I assume you were not aware of this space beneath the floor before this, or its purpose in existing?”

“No, not at all.” Dracula fought the impulse to begin to pace again. He’d been in worse places and had survived. He would do the same now.

“So, were you baptized here? Did the priest sprinkle water on your little baby head? Did he say bless this tiny vampire child?”

Dracula laughed so hard he snorted. “Of course, not. You are so ridiculous sometimes, Avram. Everything was done according to tradition, naturally. My father… he supported the church all throughout his lifetime. Everything he did, his very identity, were all tied up with his need to be praised by the church. He hated the infidels who held our country hostage for so long, and he died long before the Austrians annexed everything, so he never had to endure Habsburg rule. And what did he get for his loyalty? Only a worthless son.” 

* * * *

Avram was shocked by what he was hearing. Nico had never spoken this way before. In fact, he never spoke about his parents, avoiding any references to them or to his youth. Anything prior to his becoming what he was. Even that particular story had never been revealed.  Naturally, Avram had never met the older Draculas, they having died many years before he was even born. Avram had always assumed they’d been a typical family, although his experience with such was limited, his own parents being killed when he was very young. And he’d certainly never heard Dracula speak of himself in such a deprecating way. To be honest, the vampire had a great vanity, one he loved to have stroked by as many people as possible.

Worthless? Where had that come from?

“Nicolae Constantin Dracula, why are you talking such nonsense?” he expostulated. “You need to stop that this instant. What is—” Before he could finish the question, he heard the floor above creaking and the moment had passed.

to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

 

 

 

 

 


Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Book Review: One Piece, Vol 14: Instinct by Eiichiro Oda

 

One Piece, Vol 14: Instinct        


Author: Eiichiro Oda

Publisher: Viz Media

American release date: April 3, 2007

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Manga/Action Adventure/192 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

Princess Vivi is appalled that the giant Dorry was tricked into drinking exploding ale, but she assures him they had nothing to do with that! Luffy is forced to overpower him, for the giant’s sake as well as their own, and now he is angry that this happened to Dorry. Meanwhile, Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine seem to be in trouble with their superiors over their failure. But they can redeem themselves by obtaining the heads of the two giants, Broggy and Dorry, which are worth 100 million berries each!

Luffy, Vivi, Zolo, and Usopp end up running into each other, only to learn that Nami has disappeared and Usopp thinks a dinosaur ate her! Turns out that the two bosses are Mr. 3 and Ms. Goldenweek – he works in wax and she is an artist of gravity. Mr. 3 interferes in the giant’s battle and helps to bring one down and capture the other. Mr. 5 and Miss Valentine capture Vivi, Zoro, and Nami and bring them to Mr. 3, who intends to make them part of his huge candelabra!

Luffy arrives with Usopp and Karoo, but it’s unclear whether his presence is more of a hindrance than a help. Can he use the powers of the wax against their owner? And will Miss Goldenweek overcome him with her Colors Trap ability? Meanwhile, back at the ship, Sanji is wondering what is taking everyone so long, and maybe the girls need him to rescue them. He decides to search for them and runs across the other wax camp, now abandoned. Naturally, he decides to have some tea.  Unexpectedly, though, he hears a phone ring. In the middle of the jungle? Of course he answers it and receives a surprising reply from the other end.

These Baroque Works people just seem to keep coming out of the woodwork! Apparently, the lower their number, the higher in the hierarchy they are. And now we meet Mr. 3 and Miss Goldenweek (It seems the number system just applies to the men, although each is partnered with a woman). The lower the number also translates to greater abilities, it seems, as well.  Zolo’s suggestions as to how they should accept the inevitable and pose as candles are hilarious, but Nami is not so quick to embrace that particular Fate - not even the suggestion they cut off their legs.

This volume contains a mix of comedy, tragedy, and mystery.  Always something in the Grand Line, am I right? Looking forward to the next volume!

 

 

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Saturday is Horror Day #170 - The Tunnel

 The Tunnel


While searching for a solution to the problem of water shortage, suggestions have been made regarding a vast network of tunnels beneath the existing Sidney infrastructure. There are a lot of homeless people in those tunnels, however, and the government is reluctant to discuss the situation in any way or provide an explanation as to why the proposed project cannot move forward. Unwilling to take no for an answer, a team of investigative journalists decided to head down under and see for themselves what the government doesn't want anyone to see. The group includes Natasha Warner (Bel Delia), Peter Ferguson (Andy Rodoreda), Steve Miller (Steve Davis) and 'Tangles' Williams (Luke Arnold). They lie their way past security and proceed into the tunnel. 


Before they are through, they will regret going down there.


Though claiming to be a found footage film, I don't think this really fits the definition, as it is actually a 


movie that is made regarding what happened and it includes interview footage of the survivors as well as the footage they brought back. In a true found footage film, the filmmakers don't survive, which is why the footage is just found after the fact.




That being said, The Tunnel is about a group of journalists determined to get to the bottom of a story, despite being told that homeless people have been reported going missing. That phrase alone would give me pause, but not these hardy members of the press. Also, once they elude security, then no one knows they are down there, another red flag. The first half is fairly slow with the survivors giving their version of events in a matter-of-fact way.  The journalists run across a massive bell, and what else to do but strike it, which they do of course. Another red flag. The element of surprise was just lost at that point, assuming they might have to sneak up on someone committing nefarious goings on. When one of them goes missing, and they run across his flashlight and fresh blood... well, that would be my cue to leave the premises immediately.


The action is to little and too late. By then I was fairly bored. And honestly, I never came to care about any of them, a fatal flaw in a horror movie if you find yourself rooting for the monsters. Which isn't to say I won't check out the sequel and remain optimistic. This wasn't the worst film I've ever seen, just not the most interesting. I'll give this film 2.5 Stars.