Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Wednesday Briefs: An Unholy Alliance #8 (3.1)

 Good morning and Happy Hump Day ! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts. 

Charlemagne has ended his brief and very strange interaction with the cannibal named Tyrone after receiving an important message about something he's searching for. Find out what's going on in this week's chapter of An Unholy Alliance. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers and see what they're up to! Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

An Unholy Alliance #8 (3.1)

In hindsight, I wished I’d just taken the damn car and been done with it, illegal meat in the trunk or not. I’d intended to steal a vehicle the night before anyway, but I’d been so hungry that I’d focused on my desire for blood rather than any need for transportation. Of course I’m perfectly capable of traveling under my own power, and sometimes I have no other option. But I disdain expending energy unnecessarily. To do so would have been a foolish move on my part, one that would have led to a need to feed again sooner rather than later. Which also meant I’d be at risk of embroiling myself in another ridiculous predicament such as the one I’d just extricated myself from. No thank you to that.

Now, I know what the burning question on the tip of most everyone’s tongue is right now—you’re a vampire, you have abilities, why would you even worry about such things.

Why? Because I am here to tell you that what you think you know about vampires… you don’t.  Erase those fanciful visions from your mind of supernatural creatures who stalk the night, wreaking fear and panic among mankind. Forget your image of us as hypnotic villains who suck the lifeblood from hapless victims, incite terror among the general human populace, and yet remain sexy and seductive individuals, with incredibly hypnotic gazes, who manage to accomplish all that with not a hair out of place and yet oozing charisma from every pore.

Balderdash. The sad fact of the matter is that the stories you’ve grown up on are wrong.  Carefully crafted wishful thinking on the part of imaginative writers.  So put away your fond adolescent memories of Dark Shadows and Vampire Diaries and all the rest and listen to what I’m saying. At the end of the day, Bram Stoker’s Dracula is just a novel. What I am living here and now is real life. And has been for many years.

Vampires are not immortal, although we do have longer life spans than most people … because reasons I don’t feel compelled to explain. We can be killed with a wooden stake, that part is true. But then again, most people can be. How many people do you know who could survive being stabbed in the heart? Exactly. Ditto with cutting off the head. And no, I don’t cringe at the touch of silver, or quiver at the feel of holy water being splashed against my unwilling flesh. Be serious, there is nothing the least bit holy about that water. And as for being terrified of crosses, do you see what I have hung around my neck? Enough said.

Furthermore, we are not able to turn ourselves into the creatures of the night. Not wolves or bats or rats or anything else you can think of. Can’t even summon them, though that would be a useful ability to have. Our senses are heightened, true, but I think that has to do with the blood we ingest as much as anything. We can see and hear better, run faster. But that lasts only so long, and when we need to feed, those abilities dwindle in proportion to that need.

So yeah, these are all good reasons why we don’t want people to know the truth about us and how vulnerable we really are. We want them to keep believing the wives’ tales, if they choose to believe in vampires at all. Because then they leave us the hell alone. Most people don’t even believe we exist and that’s a definite plus.

 

As for being Undead, we call ourselves that because in a sense we are, since our lives span more than the average person’s, although technically we haven’t truly died. Take me, for example. I was born during the 1860s but I appear to be no older than my late twenties. Must be in the blood.

Be that as it may, and moving on…

I swiftly wound my way through the woods, keeping an eye out for possible predators I had no time or desire to tangle with. Once I deemed myself sufficiently removed from Tyrone, I paused just long enough to verify on my phone the information I hoped to find. Something was indeed waiting for me, something I’d been expecting. I wasn’t sure how helpful it would be, but I had to take the chance that I’d found what I was looking for, or least some kind of clue that would lead me there. Documentation from the era I was researching was not easy to come by, as not many people found it important to chronicle the lives of slaves, especially before and after the Civil War, and particularly in rural Missouri.

And yet that was what I wanted, what I needed to find. For many reasons. Thank the gods, I’d found a valuable ally in my voyage of discovery. Their name was Casey, and I didn’t know what I’d have done without her knowledgeable assistance.

Casey was the head of a small library in a small town outside of Springfield, Missouri. Less than five thousand people lived in Mason Springs. Definitely small town living at its finest. Casey had once worked at a larger library in another state, but had moved back to their home town in order to care for an ailing mother. She was an ace researcher, someone who could find out anything, given enough time. I had certainly given her a tough assignment, but so far she’d found more clues than I’d been able to unearth on my own.

Still, despite my faith in her, I’d never revealed the reason for my quest, and I’d never told her what I was. Not relevant in any way.

The library was some thirty miles from where I was now. But luck was with me in the form of an old Chrysler.

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb


 

 


Monday, July 19, 2021

Book Review: Skip Beat! Vol 4 by Yoshiki Nakamura

 

Skip Beat! Vol 4       


Author: Yoshiki Nakamura

Publisher: Viz Media

American release date: January 2, 2007

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Shojo Manga//200 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

Kyoko shines in an exercise at the LME acting school, at the same time helping the president’s granddaughter, Maria, grapple with issues she has with her father. Maria fears her father doesn’t love her and thinks he blames her for her mother’s tragic death. Kyoko helps her to learn to communicate with him, thus earning Lory’s trust, even if he doesn’t always understand her methods. But he realizes his initial assessment of her was correct. She has something… something definitely worth cultivating.

Lory tells Kyoko that, as a minor, she needs her mother’s signature to make her debut with LME. But he isn’t prepared for what he sees in her eyes when he brings up the matter. Is there a way to work around this, for her sake?

Kyoko has a special stone that is very important to her. She keeps it with her at all times and relies on it in times of stress. So when she drops it, she is afraid she’s damaged it, or worse, she’ll never see it again. Ren Tsuruga finds it and returns it to her, but in the process a memory is awakened…

Kyoko and Moko receive an assignment as seat fillers for the first variety show of a popular rock band that LME is very proud of called Bridge Rock. At the last minute, a supervisor asks if they can help out with something else, as a cast member can’t make it. Moko enthusiastically agrees, until she finds out what the part is and leaves that to Kyoko, who suddenly finds herself thrust into a giant chicken suit!

As if this isn’t bad enough, she learns that the band’s first guest is none other than Sho Fuwa! Talk about awkward. But she comes to appreciate the fact that he won’t even know it’s her in this suit. So, what can she do to sabotage him?

After the debacle of the show, while still in costume, Kyoko runs into a distraught Ren. As she instinctively tries to help him, she begins to discover a whole new side of the actor she never knew existed. But can she keep him from taking off her bird head and revealing who she really is?

I loved this volume, as we get to know Kyoko more and more. She is developing, both as an actor and as a person. Of course she isn’t perfect, and her vendetta against Sho is still very much alive. But watching her with Maria is priceless, and of course her interactions with Ren, who is worth far more than that trashy Sho. Now the question is, what does Ren remember, and what is the story here?

The story is both humorous and dramatic. You gotta love Kyoko’s little voodoo dolls, she is so serious about them. And my heart aches for her as she tries to gain Moko’s friendship. This is a young girl, on her own in a big city, taking care of herself the best she can. How can you  not root for her?

Can’t wait for the next book!

 

Sunday, July 18, 2021

Saturday is Horror Day #20 - The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

 The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)


As this film opens, a naked restrained woman on a bad writhes in agony. It soon becomes clear she is in the throes of labor. And when she finally delivers, she can't believe what she sees.

On an undisclosed and hidden site thought to be long abandoned, technicians are installing listening devices, but to what end? There's no one out there... or is there?







It's the last day of training for a young group of sassy National Guard trainees. Out in the middle of the desert, they find a deserted research camp. Where is everyone, and what is going on? They receive a distress call that seems to be coming from the hills and decide to investigate. Can this end well for anyone?


This is the sequel to The Hills Have Eyes (2006), which was a remake of the original 1977 West Craven film of the same name. The story is not just a rehash of the first sequel, luckily, and is much better made. Again we see the mutants, who were better explained in the 2006 film. Apparently they're still intent on reproducing to replace their dwindling numbers (guess they aren't concerned with further genetic mutations). 

The National Guard trainees as characters are a diverse and interesting group, and the story is 


sufficiently creepy and cringy to warrant a view. Although I have to wonder why the military, who obviously knows about these people, doesn't just come in and deal with the situation. I mean, why eavesdrop? And the ending is somewhat ambiguous. Do they intend to make more? Your guess is as good as mine.

 On the whole, I'll give this film a good 3.5 Stars. Worth taking a look.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Book Review: Monster, Perfect Edition, Vol 3 by Naoki Urasawa

 

Monster: The Perfect Edition, Vol 3       


Author: Naoki Urasawa

Publisher: Viz Media

American release date: January 20, 2015

Format/Genre/Length: Paperback/Manga/Horror/434 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

An old classmate of Tenma’s interviews and analyzes serial killers in order to get into their heads and mindset. The last thing he expects is to receive a visit from the wanted Tenma. Tenma needs his help. He shows him the handwritten notes left by Johan, and tells the story of the boy who became a monster. The classmate, Rudi, is skeptical due to his perception of Tenma when they were in school together, but takes the tape of his story to a serial killer, Peter Jürgens, to get his opinion.

Jürgens urges Rudi to go to the scene of his last murder. Not sure what he will find, Rudi goes down into the basement, where the killer was found to be hiding. There he finds evidence to support what Peter had said, that he’d been told to kill his last victim by a so-called friend.

Rudi and Tenma agree to meet to discuss the notes, but Tenma is unaware that he has been sold out to the police. Will Rudi turn him in? Or will what he  has seen persuade him that Tenma is not a serial killer? If Frau Kempf, the victim, was childless, whose pictures are these in the basement? Pictures of a faceless little boy…

While hitchhiking, Tenma and Dieter are picked up by an older couple who speak no German. The wife asks Tenma’s help in translation. Unfortunately, the car runs out of gas, so Tenma volunteers to go for some, taking Dieter with him. The husband, who was once a detective, seems to look at Tenma rather oddly, as if he’s suspicious of him for some reason.

A well-to family with a child live in a beautiful home, enjoying their life, but there is something odd about the house next door. The husband gets weird being-watched vibes from one of the windows.

So much going on here! Tenma is determined to find and kill Johan before he can hurt anyone else. The former BKA agent, Lunge, is still hot on Tenma’s trail, convinced that Johan doesn’t exist except as an alter personality of Tenma. When he finds evidence that someone else killed a couple that Tenma is accused of having killed, he wants nothing to do with it because it doesn’t suit his agenda. Nina is determined to find her brother as well and continually puts herself in harm’s way in order to get to the truth. She knows that sooner or later they will bring her to Johan, since her brother seems to want to see her too. And why does Jürgens remind me of Ed Kemper?

And let’s not forget Tenma’s ex, Eva Heineman, who blames him for all her troubles. Can she sink any lower? Raging alcoholic floozy, she alternates between wanting Tenma back and wanting to see him in prison for life. She is a loose cannon who could prove dangerous in the long run.

The volume ends with the Thursday’s Boy story, which is fascinating itself, and we finally get a bigger glimpse of Johan. Nothing negative to say about this series, love it to death. Such intricate plotting, coupled with great characterization, and wonderful artwork. Who could ask for more? Looking forward to the next volume.

 

 

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Wednesday Briefs: An Unholy Alliance #7 (2.4)

Good morning and Happy Hump Day ! If it's Wednesday, then it must be time for more flash fiction from the Wednesday Briefers! We're a group of authors who bring you our finest flash fiction every week, 500 to 1000 words, inspired by one of our prompts. 

Charlemagne doesn't know what to make of what Tyrone just told him about his family. Cannibals? What? Maybe it's time to make a quick exit. See what's going on in this week's chapter of An Unholy Alliance. Don't forget to visit the other Briefers. Their links follow my tale! Enjoy!

An Unholy Alliance #7 (2.4)

I have to confess that I didn’t see that coming. His whole family… cannibals… what? Like Mom and Dad and all the fine young cannibals? Sorry, couldn’t help myself. I was flummoxed, at a momentary loss for words. Congrats to him on that, doesn’t happen very often.

Gathering my wits, I blurted out, “Isn’t that dangerous?”

He arched surprised eyebrows at me. “For who?”

Okay, stupid question, I know. Like asking a man about to devour a steak which one of them is in mortal peril.

I began to pace back and forth beside the dead man’s car, trying to formulate my thoughts. I really needed to get going. I had things to do that didn’t include having this conversation. I wasn’t here in the Ozarks on a mere whim or even on holiday, I was searching for information. Personal information of the utmost importance. And yet, I found myself with too many burning questions that required answers regarding what Tyrone had just said. He’d ignited my curiosity, loath as I am to admit it. But first things first. I ceased my pacing and paused just beside him in order to give him my full attention. Or maybe I intended to intimidate him slightly by looming above him, since I easily had six inches on him.

“Have you… disposed of all the evidence?” I made some no doubt misguided attempt at being delicate. Not that I was trying to spare his feelings or mine, mind you, but to come out and ask what he did with the leftovers seemed a bit gauche.

“Gotcha covered, my man.” He thrust out one clenched fist toward me. Did he really expect me to fist bump him over his disposal of the remains of the day? I gave him my best disdainful look even as I took a step away from him. He didn’t appear to be the least bit offended. Did nothing ever rattle this guy? Or wipe the goofy grin from his face?

“I have everything packed up and in the trunk. Meat’s in a cooler, I put the rest in bags.”

“What do you intend to do with it?”

His response is to reach into his back pocket. I wasn’t concerned that he might be going for a weapon. I was undoubtedly faster than he was even at my weakest, and I was fully fed at this point.  But even saying that, a bullet could do potential injury should he manage to get off a lucky shot. More about that later. Let’s just say there are some ridiculous myths about vampires out there. Like we’re indestructible or something. I wish that were true, but alas, it’s not.

Right then, I was simply curious, despite the adage about curiosity and cats.

Neither a gun or knife. Tyrone held a dark brown wallet, which may or may not have been leather (and I was trying not to think about the implications of that). From this, he pulled out a card and handed it to me.

I know, such an anticlimax.

Well, no harm in looking, right? Turned out to be a business card. Nothing fancy or special. No pretty pictures, the text a straightforward Times New Roman.

Jackson Family Meats.

 No logo, no physical address. Not even a phone number. Just a website link with the same name.

“What is this, Soylent Green?” I asked as I handed the card back. Not as though I had a use for it.

He laughed again, a sound I was growing disturbingly used to.

“No, my family does meat processing. Have for years.”

Meat processing? Cannibals? Was he kidding me? “How is that even legal?” I might have been on shaky ground there, considering I’d just killed someone the night before, but I wasn’t about to split hairs. What I’d done was unintentional; this was a whole other matter entirely.

“No, no, not like that. We work with local restaurants, and also people order online. We have a few locations, actually. My family roots go all the way back to Colonial times, before the US even was the US.”

That was surprising. Maybe I’d made assumptions I shouldn’t have made. But considering what we’d had for breakfast, was that really such a stretch?

“Okay, so you don’t process human meat. How humane of you.”

Don’t judge me.

He laughed again. “I didn’t say that. Of course we do. I mean, not everyone’s good at butchering and stuff. We sell that to other family members. At a discount, of course. Those are the special orders. We make a great pemmican. That’s one of our big sellers. The secret’s in the spices.”

So he wasn’t just the backwoods Julia Child, he was the backwoods cannibal Julia Child. Good to know.

I wasn’t sure what my next question would have been. Did I intend to ask him about pricing? He had pulled a pen from his pocket and was writing something on the back of his card, before handing it back to me. Of course I looked to see what he’d added. Turned out to be his name and an email address.

“So we can stay in touch,” he said, rather unnecessarily. Obviously that’s what email was for. The question remained why would I want to?

But before I could frame an appropriate response—and by appropriate, I mean incredibly rude and condescending—I heard a familiar tone emanating from my cell phone.  I knew who that was, and I knew it was definitely time to go.

Conversation postponed for now. No, not just for now. For always. I had no intention of seeing Tyrone Jackson ever again.

I glanced between him and the car, which belonged to neither one of us. My first thought was to take it, but not with all that meat inside. Not to mention the car was probably hot by now, or would be soon.

Without thinking, I slid the card into my pocket, gave him a quick salute, and vanished into the woods.

 to be continued

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Cia Nordwell

J Ray Lamb

 

 

 

 

 


Sunday, July 11, 2021

Saturday is Horror Day #19 - The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Host (2020)

 The Hills Have Eyes (2006)


Big Bob (Ted Levine) and his wife Ethel (Kathleen Quinlan) have packed up their family for a drive to California to celebrate their anniversary. Their kids include little Bob (Dan Byrd), Brenda (Emilie de Ravin) and Lynn (Vinessa Shaw) and her husband Doug (Aaron Stanford) and their infant daughter Catherine. Stopping at a ramshackle gas station in the middle of nowhere, the creepy owner tells Big Bob of a short cut through the desert that will cut a couple of hours off their trip. He decides to go for it.






The trouble begins when their truck, which is hauling a large RV, runs over a line of spikes that have been deliberately set. The axle is bent beyond any simple repair. To compound their problems, there is no cell reception. Big Bob tells Doug that the two of them will head out, Bob back to the gas station, Doug ahead to the highway. Little do they know that there are people in these hills, and they are far from friendly.


This film is a remake of the 1978 version, which I reviewed previously (SIHD #14). While Wes Craven is credited as a writer, due to the first film, this one has a different director and writers. It's the same characters, same scenario, but updated, and with an actual explanation of this mutant family in the desert. At the beginning of the movie, we learn about nuclear tests performed in New Mexico, with uncertainty regarding genetic effects. Well, I'm here to tell you, they aren't pretty.


It's obviously a more updated film, as is reflected in the language the characters use, and also that they even have cell phones, which certainly wasn't a thin in 1978. The blood is definitely more realistic, as is the make-up of the cannibals. The acting is better too. Of course, you have Ted Levine leading the way, how can you go wrong? I think the writers have tightened the action and done a good job of bringing the story into more modern times.

Look for the scene in the nuclear test site dummy housing (if you saw the last and worst Indiana Jones movie, there is a similar scene, but far more awful). According to the sign at the entrance to the fake town, this was courtesy of the Department of Energy. If you are interested in the actual atomic testing, I suggest you read Bomb by Steve Sheinkin, and also find books about Robert Oppenheimer and Richard Feynman.

This version was pretty well done. I was very pleasantly surprised, especially considered how bad the sequel was. I have hopes for the modern sequel and will let you know. I give this version a solid 4 Stars.

Host (2020)


During the COVID lockdown, six friends hire a medium to hold a séance via Zoom. Jemma (Jemma Moore) decides to prank her friends with a fake story about a boy she knew who allegedly committed suicide. Little does she realize that by disrespecting the spirits, she has unintentionally invited in a random spirit. Whether good or evil remains to be seen.







This is the first film I've seen that actually is set during the pandemic. I'm sure there will be more to follow, and books as well. This one is rather realistic looking, as the friends all gather on their laptops on Zoom, with the usual Internet mishaps and foibles. Freezing in place, losing the Internet... all things we've seen before and can relate to.


At first, some of the friends take the séance more seriously than others, as is obvious by Jemma's ill-timed prank. The medium finds herself without Internet so they go on without her guidance. But then strange things begin to happen, and little by little everything falls apart.

The dialogue is realistic, and a portion of it is actually improvised, which also lends to the air of reality.


There is a definite scary vibe to this film as everyone tries to grapple with what is happening. I absolutely love the tagline: Someone new has joined the meeting.  How perfect is that?






This film is a Shudder original, and I think it was well done. I have a subscription to Shudder. If you enjoy horror films, I recommend them. They have classic horror films as well as newer ones, and some you've probably never even heard. I give Host a solid 4 stars.

Friday, July 9, 2021

Book Review: Shadowhouse Fall (The Shadowshaper Cypher, Book 2) by Daniel José Older

 

Shadowhouse Fall (The Shadowshaper Cypher, Book 2)      


Author: Daniel José Older

Publisher: Arthur A. Levine Books

American release date: September 12, 2017

Format/Genre/Length: Hardback/YA Contemporary Fantasy/368 pages

Overall Personal Rating: ★★★★★

 

A lot is going on in Sierra Santiago’s life. After learning she was a shadowshaper, and so is Robbie, a guy she likes but never really talked to, Sierra discovers the existence of the Deck of Worlds and then is made the new Lucera by her dead grandmother. A whole lot to absorb! Sierra has initiated some of her friends and family as shadowshapers as well, and now she needs to find out what’s going on with this deck, and who does she need to fight to keep it from falling into the wrong hands? Sometimes it’s impossible to tell who can be trusted.

A girl named Mina shows up unexpectedly and tries to give Sierra a card – the Hound of Light, but Sierra wants nothing to do with it. Does the card represent someone to be feared? Where is this person? Could it be Mina herself? And why is Robbie so often as not MIA? What’s going on with him, and what about their feelings for one another? Were those real or were those just shadows too?  When she learns Tee has accepted a different card from Mina, Sierra suddenly feels that maybe she should retrieve the first one before it’s too late.

Sierra finds that the Deck of Worlds is being brought into play, and that houses are forming which could be dangerous to her Shadowhouse. Maybe even more dangerous than the Sorrows.  She ends up with the deck and different cards begin to connect to various people in her life, including her mother! Who saw that coming?

Sierra finds herself growing closer to one of her brother Juan’s bandmates, Pulpo, except now she thinks of him as Anthony, and she is definitely attracted to him. Things are so complicated without adding that to the mix. And what about Robbie? She has no idea. But things are escalating, and the police are a large part of what’s going on, and Sierra fears for the lives of everyone she loves. If she’s gonna be the Lucera, she might just have to kick some butt and take numbers…

There is a lot going on in this second book, no lie. Forces are coming into play that threaten Sierra and her family and friends. How can she stop this? Can she stop this? There are so many dilemmas Sierra is facing, not least of which is not being able to tell Bennie she’s seen his dead brother. I love the part about her uncle Neville and Nydia – so cute! And I am thrilled that Izzy can shape with her words. I have no idea what will happen in the triangle of Sierra, Robbie, and Anthony. I don’t think anything is settled yet, far from it.

Parts of this book will make you laugh, parts will make you cry, and others will make you gnash your teeth in rage, while others are pure page turners as you rush to find out what is going on. A splendid second volume for the series and I can’t wait to read the next one.